Jun 17 2009
Five Awesome Videos of Failed Marriage Proposals

While the divorce rate sits at 53% I’m sure as hell hoping I don’t have to go through the motions again in my lifetime. Lord knows it’s hard enough planning a wedding and dealing with all that bullshit.
But never in my wildest dreams could I imagine that my current wife would actually say “no” when I got down on one knee. How does this happen? I just can’t imagine it.
I can only think that these guys who do these kinds of proposals are dumb. I mean did the girls even say they loved these guys? How do you not know a girl is going to say “no?” I just find it hard to believe.
Well, these five videos are some pretty embarrassing proof.
The Halftime Fail – PWNED
In front of the whole crowd. Sucks for you dude.
Live Television – Man this just sucks
I actually feel bad for this guy. The ones at live games. Who cares? This guy was about to cry. Actually, no, what a tool.
Blindfold girl won’t stop running
Might as well just run right out of the stadium honey.
Getting Humiliated Onstage
Again, another shitty one. I kind of feel bad for this guy.
Shot down in front of the Family
PWNED
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I really think all of these are fake.
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I hate wasting my time on fake stuff. Why would you even bother wasting the money and time to recreate something that is really only funny when real????
It’s like recreating the moon landing in the desert. It’s just a bunch of guys prancing around in the sand, but still no moon