Jun 17 2009
While the divorce rate sits at 53% I’m sure as hell hoping I don’t have to go through the motions again in my lifetime.Â Lord knows it’s hard enough planning a wedding and dealing with all that bullshit.
But never in my wildest dreams could I imagine that my current wife would actually say “no” when I got down on one knee.Â How does this happen?Â I just can’t imagine it.
I can only think that these guys who do these kinds of proposals are dumb.Â I mean did the girls even say they loved these guys?Â How do you not know a girl is going to say “no?”Â I just find it hard to believe.
Well, these five videos are some pretty embarrassing proof.
The Halftime Fail – PWNED
In front of the whole crowd.Â Sucks for you dude.
Live Television – Man this just sucks
I actually feel bad for this guy.Â The ones at live games.Â Who cares?Â This guy was about to cry.Â Actually, no, what a tool.
Blindfold girl won’t stop running
Might as well just run right out of the stadium honey.
Getting Humiliated Onstage
Again, another shitty one.Â I kind of feel bad for this guy.
Shot down in front of the Family
Even More Uncoachable Stuff