I was duped.  Many were duped.  Most of my fellow writers were duped.  It turns out that the entire Bruno and Eminem fiasco was staged.   Not only that, these guys rehearsed this thing more than once.

Eminem, I take back what I said.  You are definitely not too cool for school.  You are much cooler than that.  It’s nice to know that someone in an industry that deals with so many assholes can be so lighthearted about the whole thing.

However, I will say this.  It would have been much better had the original target of Bruno’s balls (Paris Hilton) been a sport.

Eminem, please write about this infraction in whatever new song you come out with.

Thanks.