There’s just something about an elevator that makes it conducive to humor.  Perhaps it’s that it’s just a small cramped space.  I don’t know about you guys but I always feel compelled to be super quiet in an elevator.

Is it the “forced” factor?  Like your forced to be in a cramped space with people so it makes you uncomfortable?  All I know is that I can’t stand people that yap in the elevator.  Just respect the awkwardness, shut up, wait until your floor, and get off.

That’s why you really have to respect a great elevator prank.  Because when you take people for a complete 180 on that thing, it makes for some serious entertainment.

Here are 5 pretty solid elevator pranks

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Click on the photo to see how well Mark Sanchez does

New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez hasn’t even signed the contract that expects to give him $30 million guaranteed (or roughly 5 million per ab), but that hasn’t stopped followers from fawning over the future face of the franchise.

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The Throwdown

The 100 Sexiest video game babes of all time – [Manofest]

Jell-O Wrestling Bikini Babes – [COED Magazine]

Bianca Beauchamp has got some “talent” up there – [Gorillamask]

21 Famous Photographs minus pants – [Cracked]

Elle Liberachi is the International Babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

Ten classic topless scenes in movies – [Screenjunkies]

It’s always funny when Betty White goes on a cursing binge – [OMG Blog]

Five crazy vagina products you never heard of – [The Bachelor Guy]

Commuters in swimsuits all over New York – [NS4W]

It’s Easy Rider for podiatrists – [Atom]

Six movies you should only watch when stoned – [Collegehumor]

Check out the hottest women on Youtube – [Attuworld]

The Best Sexual Harassment video to date – [Holytaco]

A Really hot hostess vomits on live TV – [Gunaxin]

Check out how hot Ashleigh Sudholz is – [Sublime Blog]

Lucy Pinder in Nuts Magazine for May – [Totally Crap] (link to NSFW)

A collection of crazy crash photos – [Don Chavez]

Check out this insane classified ad – [DJ Mick]

Live in Girlfriend hates that I still masturbate – [Brobible]

Click on the photo for more of Marisa Miller

It’s tough to find a hotter female out there than Marisa Miller these days.  I mean even when the girl poses next to other attractive girls, these attractive girls all of a sudden look like well…not so attractive.  Miller is that hot.

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The Portfolio

Have any of you been to jail?  I have in fact spent one evening there and I don’t ever intend to go back.  When I was pinched I was in some crappy no name town in Texas near the Mexican border.  Now I don’t know what they do down there but I literally wore chain gang rags.  You know, the stuff with stripes and what not?

All I know is that it was the longest night of my life and there were two “regulars” smoking some weird kind of tar and yapping all night.  I wish I could get my hands on my mugshot.

Why is it that you just can’t look anything but ridiculous in a mugshot?  They really should let you prepare for them.

In any event, here are 15 highly entertaining mugshots.

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Honestly guys I'm not sure if I can ever watch this again. For those of you who have ever even remotely thought they've had a bad pimple. I'm sorry. You really haven't.

I now fully regret ever thinking I've had a bad pimple in my entire life.

This is 6 minutes of the most excruciating hell you will ever see.

As most of you know, I don’t post nude pictures on here.  And damn I wish I did because it just doesn’t get much better than Christina Vlahakis.   I can give you one of two options here.  First off, you can go to Playboy to find her.

The other option?  Um, type in “Christina Vlahakis” into Google and within 1 second you will get to see this woman naked.

Well, given that most of you are at work right now I thought I’d spare you a bit and post 4 delicious pictures of this I assume Greek goddess.

Vlahakis me after the jump

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I really don’t think I can get a grip on just who Lil Swizzy is.  Is he like this hardcore gangster guy that’s making fun of The Simpsons?  Or is he making fun of gangsters by being all pimp with Bart Simpson bling?

I think either way I’d be very curious for an explanation from Lil.    It’s weird too because in his captions he writes very “ill” statements and uses words like “grill” and “bling.”

Whatever dude.

Ay Carumba!

Feast your eyes on what a group of scientists call the Holy Grail of human evolution.

A team of researchers Tuesday unveiled an almost perfectly intact fossil of a 47 million-year-old primate they say represents the long-sought missing link between humans and apes.

Officially known as Darwinius masillae, the fossil of the lemur-like creature dubbed Ida shows it had opposable thumbs like humans and fingernails instead of claws.

However after close inspection and research, scientists have revealed that an older specimen has been overlooked for the past 25 years.  Little did I realize this either but luckily one of my photographers was there to take this one of a kind picture.

I’m sure the scientologists will be scratching their heads on this one.

Check out the real missing link after the jump

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As much as I’d like to think that none of these videos are real, one has to wonder how many of them are fake.  When you really think about it there are thousands upon thousands of college girls out there seeking attention.

One would have to think that at least some of the hot ones would be willing to post videos of themselves on Youtube.  And if not them doing the actual posting, I’m sure they might be receiving money from some company to make these videos.  Everyone could use extra cash in college.

I just hate knowing that these girls are real and that they are probably letting really ugly dudes take shots of off their stomachs as we speak.

Anyway, here are five fun college girl webcam videos

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