While sex can be erotic, passionate and completely control your life, it can obviously be hilarious.  I would say that 90% of the time that someone says the word “weiner” or the name “Dick” I generally smirk on the inside.   Well, the same goes for physical things.

If one of my buddies dry humps someone’s ear I have to laugh.  If you take a stick, put it in between your legs and hump virtually any inanimate object, I will laugh.

And for God’s sake if I see an animal humping a stuffed animal how could I not laugh?  If you like funny humping stuff like I do then you’ll enjoy these videos

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Click on the photo for more of Clemson’s Alexandria

I’m not 100% into college football.  I know this may disappoint some of you.  However, I will say I’m sort of coming around.  Reason being is that many more cute college girls are becoming bikini models.  I know there’s no correlation but come on, it helps.

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The Funbag

Another fine edition of Hotties in the Wild – [Doubleviking]

7 Military Weapons you won’t believe were built – [Cracked]

Another fun journey on Adult Friend Finder – [Holytaco]

Suicide girls are so naughty with sweets – [Asylum]

Calling Grandpa a Master Baiter – [Atom]

This girl delivers a TKO right to the boner – [Withleather]

Check out what really turns women on – [Bullzeye]

They call these girls the hump day hotties – [Funtasticus]

25 Inappropriate McDonald’s Photos – [Manofest]

Collection of nipple slips on the red carpet – [Cityrag]

Chicks with Hello Kitty Tattoos – [Attuworld]

Two girls in bikinis, and one sub… – [Flabber]

The Anatomically correct slow jam – [Collegehumor]

Can we please show even more Favre on ESPN? – [The Bachelor Guy]

Lucy Pinder in a hot bikini partying video – [Cameltap]

Judge rules that Pringles are potato chips – [Don Chavez]

Student uses snake as a jump rope – [Blog of Hilarity]

A Great excuse for speeding – [Nextround]

10 Tips to help you grill like a man – [Tastybooze]

Check out China’s new sex park Love Land – [Flisted]

Click on the photo for more Auburn greatness

What better a way to start off the NBA Draft coverage than with a hot college student who decided to leave college to pursue a professional bikini modeling career?  I know, just process the information.

More college cuties at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

Here in the United States we have very specific vehicles for certain types of cargo.  For example, we generally use large trucks for transporting various kinds products ranging from Soda to Furniture.

And when it comes to precious items we might use an armored car.  The point is that we generally have a fix on the modes of transportation on certain items.

However, what about humans?  What about five humans?  How about a giant bull?  Some countries do whatever they can and use whatever means necessary to transport their cargo.

Check out some of the various ways after the jump

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OK I’m officially going to have nightmares for the next six weeks about these children.  Is this why dental health is so poor in the UK?  I’m 99% sure if I were a parent and watched this ad I wouldn’t want my children brushing their teeth.

Colgate should be ashamed of itself for letting this thing get out there.

There’s about zero information on this Polish newcomer but Rosalia Verne is hitting just about every single porn and/or hot girl forum on the internet.  Everyone is wondering if this girl does hardcore, topless, strip clubs, midgets, you name it.

Unfortunately I can’t really get much in the way of a bio or even find out what kind of foods she likes.  All I can do is hope that the name Rosalia Verne spreads and her image begins to transcend all things.

In the meantime you all can have this gallery to enjoy.

More Rosalia after the jump

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I’m not 100% sure but I think this dude is a father.  Not to mention in his Myspace Profile he put the words “Sum Gay Pic” under the picture you see up top.

A.  Is this the kind of stuff fathers write?  and B.  Is this the kind of stuff young, douchey, loser fathers who have Myspace Profiles write?

Do fathers have profile on Myspace?

I give up

Let me preface this by saying I really enjoy my Hewlett Packard computers.  I own a tasty little laptop and a slimline which I’m using at this very moment.  When this little itty bitty problem began on May 12th I had thought it was an HP problem which prompted my pissy post I put up about hating technical support (something I still hate by the way).

The problem arose when out of nowhere my printer didn’t work anymore.  It was fine for about 6 months and then poof, no more.   And not to bore you guys with so many details, it’s a spooler problem?  Yeah, whatever that is.  Turns out an update in Windows Vista 64 caused this to happen.  Amazing an UPDATE caused my printer not to work anymore.  You have to be kidding me.

(and yes I did a System Restore which didn’t do shit… for all you techies out there)

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I think that at this point in my life I’ve established that a hot girl with just about anything works for me.  And I think it’s pretty clear that anyone visiting this site would probably agree that no matter where an attractive woman is, it doesn’t matter in the least.

But I have to say, there’s something awfully sexy about a girl and a guitar.  I’m trying to come up with a theory.  Is it the handling of the strings?  Like her fingers work well or something?  Or maybe it’s just the skill at something that’s so delightful?

Or maybe she might do something sexual with the guitar.  Like maybe she’ll light it on fire and kiss another girl who’s playing a guitar that’s on fire.  Perhaps I’m just dreaming of a better life someday.  Dare I say an Uncoached life.

Oh well, here are hot chicks with guitars…

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