This is from Erin’s Model Mayhem Profile

I’m originally from Australia and moved to the USA to pursue my racing and modeling career.  I have raced Motocross for the past ten years and I have been modeling since the age of 12.

So basically this would then be considered the coolest girl ever no?  She’s Australian which means the accent kicks ass.  The girl races motocross?  That means she can beat up 99% of the female population.

That and she’s from Australia.  I might just mention that a third time.

More of Erin after the jump

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Click on the photo for more of the Cans Festival

The 2009 Cannes Film Festival (le Festival de Cannes, for you natives) is well underway, premiering what’s sure to be some of the biggest blockbusters of the next year. So to get in on the celebrity-packed action, COED has put together their own little independent shindig they’d like to call the Festival de Cans (get it?)

More cans at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Wash

Let’s hear it for a new feature called “Click a chick” – [Bustedcoverage]

A Fantastically funny “Jam Wow” remix – [Gorillamask]

21 famous photographs minus the pants – [Cracked]

An awesome video of a jetpack demonstration – [Withleather]

Patrica Conde is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

Musuimi Max make me moo soo horny – [Holytaco]

Guess who’s ass this is…. – [Barstool Sports]

So this is what white people problems are – [Manofest]

Foreigners really need a lesson in talking right – [Atom]

Master the art of dating the David Wain way – [Asylum]

7 Women who threw a better first pitch than Bababooey – [Celebrity Odor]

This baby will make a terrible wife someday – [College Humor]

Guy in wheelchair gets brutally robbed – [Totally Crap]

I must admit, Britney Spears looks damned good in her bikini – [The Grumpiest]

Very sexy bikini model Mary Riley – [On 205th]

Separated at Birth:  The NBA Edition – [The Bachelor Guy]

Just in case you missed the large breasts earlier this week – [Funtasticus]

Dad hired prostitute for his teenage son – [Don Chavez]

The 2010 Olympic torch looks like a joint – [Sublime Directory]

Is bullfighting on the way out? – [Flisted]

Click on the photo for more Chelsey Clouse

Well, she’s 19 and from Utah.  She also works at a coffee shop and finds it to be the best thing ever.  That’s about all I know about Chelsey.  Another thing I know is that she needs to be introduced to the porn industry.

More porn worthy girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

From Wikipedia:

Dubai International Airport is an international airport serving Dubai, the largest city of the United Arab Emirates. It is a major aviation hub in the Middle East, and is the main airport of Dubai. It is situated in the Garhoud district, 4km (2.5 miles) southeast of Dubai.

The airport was built at a cost of some US$5.5 billion and can handle 60 million passengers and 2.1 million tonnes of cargo a year and is expanding to accommodate over 80 million passengers by 2011. When the full expansion program will be completed by 2011, and the airport will have three terminals and three concourses, two cargo mega terminals, an airport free zone, an expo center with three large exhibition halls, a major aircraft maintenance hub and a flower centerto handle perishable goods.

Bottom line?  This place is badass.

Check out the pictures after the jump

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I’m utterly speechless.  That is all.

OK it never said anywhere that Elaine Alden is an aspiring nude model, however in every single profile I’ve seen of her it says she’s willing to pose nude.  And yet when I type her name into Google I can’t find any nude pictures of her.  That’s kind of ironic, don’t you think?

Here’s a little something on Elaine:  “I love shopping, cooking, having fun, painting, and making cool things!”  I love making cool things too Elaine!  That means we have something in common.

You know what I love to make?  Sweet sweet love.  Let us work something out.

More of Elaine after the jump

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The address for this guy’s Myspace Profile contains the phrase “I’m So Advanced.”  I guess he’s so advanced that he would pose with a shirt that says “MILF in training.”  I don’t get it.  I simply don’t.

And congratulations on using a “Z” instead of an “S” in the word Beans.  And 20 bucks says that Joey actually sells beans.  I just get the feeling he’s a bean seller.  But because he thinks about beans so often he wants to make a cool reference to it.

I’m losing my mind

And the announcers make a good point of it.  The man kept his cup.

I’d like everyone to contemplate what would happen to the Miss America, Miss Teen USA, Miss anything, if there were no swimsuit competition.   Yeah, exactly.  They would go out of business.  So why in the world are they still bothering with all these ridiculous questions at the end?

Why do they have talent competitions?  Why are we looking at evening gowns?  This isn’t to make fun of or put down any of these women personally.  It’s just to say let’s stop hiding behind this “All around woman” theme and make these contests what they really are:  sexy girls in bikini contests.

I’m telling you right now, you do the whole thing in bikinis, make them to athletic stuff in bikinis, show clips of them fitting into bikinis, oil then up in bikinis…you get my point.  You’re telling my ratings wouldn’t skyrocket?

Well until that day here are 10 fun swimsuit competitions

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