I’m pretty sure that even when I was only around 5 years old I used to be completely obsessed with the Jane Fonda workout video my mom used to use.   I think even back then I knew the importance of porn without it being technically porn.  I am proud of this fact.

Well I must say there’s been plenty of advancements since the Jane Fonda workout.  Mainly that pole dancing is now considered exercise.  However, all in all the sexiness of fitness women and the amount of thrusting taking place is pretty special.

Here are 10 of the sexiest exercise videos I’ve seen recently

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It’s as good a topic as any in the NBA.  And with the finals around the corner the critics always like to use comparisons.  “The Next Michael Jordan,” or “The modern day Magic Johnson.”  It’s always fun to come up with scenarios and match ups that would be entertaining in the NBA.

Whether it’s a team vs. team or a player vs. player we’ll never know the real answers to the outcoms of these fake matchups but’s still fun to talk about.

So in that light I’ve come up with 10 pretty evenly matched NBA one on one games that I’d like to watch.

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Well hello there kids!  I trust you had a pleasant Memorial Day weekend and I trust that the next 3-4 months of this site’s traffic will be quite hellish.  I can’t wait to not be able to pay my electric bills and get on welfare.  It was a fun 9 months run.  Time to get firewood from abandoned buildings again.

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The Tips

The six most retarded police stand offs ever – [Cracked]

The Cowboys need smarter Cheerleaders – [Busted Coverage]

Man is this dude smooth or what? – [Doubleviking]

Babes of the 2009 French Open – [COED Magazine]

Jack Kerouac was obsessed with fantasy baseball – [Asylum]

Ten great war movie quotes – [Screenjunkies]

Sesame Street on Acid – [Atom]

Paper towels are the best thing since Sham Wow – [Collegehumor]

Paris Hilton is as classy as ever – [Attuworld]

It’s the hottest news reporter again doing stuff – [Flabber]

Does this jacket get this guy laid? – [Barstool Sports]

The sexy ladies of Memorial Day – [Gunaxin]

Since when did French women start shaving? – [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

The department of free hookups – [The Bachelor Guy]

An edition of funny photo Friday – [Cityrag]

Man I can’t believe how hot Melissa Baker is – [Flisted]

Any picture of a hot chick with a condom is fun – [Funtasticus]

The worst pole dancing video of all time – [Don Chavez]

Sarah Michaels from the “Bad Girls” Club – [Sublime Blog]

One would have to guess that the boys at Nintendo must have crowded around some room, done a ton of mushrooms and said “we are the single most dominant video game company out there and no one can beat us, let’s make a commercial to show off.”

Add a few crazy robotic voices, bubbly hypnotic characters and voila.

I would have to think young children would be scared shitless of this thing.

After seeing Sugey Abrego do her thing I officially would like to log a complaint against all male weatherman in this country.  I propose we abolish and 100% segregate weather segments into hot chick only segments.  After all, do these guys really know the weather?  I mean come on.

At least with Sugey I’ll want to pay attention to every single thing that’s going on.  And it’s informative too!  Honestly, what’s better than that?  We really need more weather people on TV like Sugey.

Plus her name is Sugey.  I hope it’s pronounced like Shug-ee.

More of Abrego after the jump

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Probably the kind of dude that’s goal in life is to have people asking him what G.L.M.P stands for.  I’m guess it’s something like Good Lord Mini Penis.

And what is it you need to stop buying dude?  Let me take a guess. Hats that make you look like a complete idiot?  There’s a decent start.  Who the hell are these people?

Mini Penis!

I would like to wish everyone a very happy and health Memorial Day.  Hopefully you are all enjoying your days off.  For those of you who are working I am sorry.

For those of you who are not, I’m glad you stopped by here today.  Posting will be a little light today (5 posts instead of 9) but tomorrow we’ll be back at full capacity.

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In the meantime here are 10 links to get you through the day

Enjoy

Angelina Christina’s Body is Mouth Watering – [Gorillamask]

Remember Bikini Girl from American Idol? – [Bustedcoverage]

Six Ways that porn runs the world – [Cracked]

56 Insanely hot INdy Car Grid Girls – [COED Magazine]

What do ya know?  It’s Hotties in the Wild Time! – [Doubleviking]

Inner Monologue Of A Guy In His Car When Sheryl Crow’s “Strong Enough To Be My Man” Comes On The Radio – [Holytaco]

Funny videos of people caught masturbating – [Manofest]

The local smokeshow of the day – [Barstool Sports]

The most annoying attendant of all time showdown – [Atom]

Porn may be best cure for low testosterone – [Asylum]

I don’t know man.   I just found this to be quite amazing.  I never knew elephants could do this.   It’s just pretty weird.

OK, carry on.

Oh come on!  So he beat up a few fans like five years ago.  So he has his own rap label that completely sucks.  Yeah well when he actually speaks he doesn’t sound like a moron and he plays as hard as any player in the game.

I like the guy.  And if I had beer thrown at me, I might just want to deck someone in the stands too.