According to Samantha’s profile

I am a Accountant by day and a Model by night, and I love every minute. I not only want to have beauty but brains too. I have a great personality and am very fun and easy to work with because who wants to work with a bland model

Well I know I wouldn’t be opposed to seeing an accountant walk around in clothes like that more often.  It would sure as hell make tax season a lot more bearable.

As far as Samantha being a bland model.  I don’t really know what that means but I hope it means she’d wear an underboob shirt that says “I’m Uncoached.”

More of Sam’s assets after the jump

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I’m getting married tomorrow and it’s supposed to be an outdoor wedding.  And what do you know?  The forecast calls for rain and for it to be way colder than it’s been for the past week.  I’ve got enough going on right now and this has to happen?  The Lord works in really dickish ways.  Cut me a break big guy.

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The Wash

Another fine edition of “Hotties in the Wild” – [Doubleviking]

Ball State Volleyballer loves giving Ball J’s – [Busted Coverage]

Trust me:  Do Not Mess with Kristy Swanson – [Manofest]

Be very careful of pool parties – [Cityrag]

I’ll always have a thing for ex Go Daddy Girl Candice Michelle – [Totally Crap]

Sexy Brandy Grace has got my attention – [COED Magazine]

This would have to be the mother of the year – [Cavemancircus]

Some really hot chick named Loora – [Holy Taco]

Brooke is the local smokeshow of the day – [Barstool Sports]

Wake up with Green Underwear girl – [HGOM]

12 Signs your MLB team is off to a slow start – [On205th]

I think Lindsay Lohan looks disgusting here – [The Grumpiest]

A choir sings a Blink 182 song – [Collegehumor]

Leighton Meester looks fantastic at Star Trek premiere – [NS4W]

The Real Flu takes over 800 lives this week – [Asylum]

I still love Kim Kardashian in a bikini – [Cameltap]

God these are pathetic superheroes – [Flabber]

Eddie Murphy on ice cream – [Attuworld]

Click on the photo to see who made the list

There’s been a few ups, a few downs and whole hell of a lot of people acting like total douchebags. But regardless of whether or not you think Obama’s first 100 days has been a success, there’s one thing we can all agree on – super hot chicks!

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Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

Have you ever looked at a Mugshot tattoo and thought to yourself, “eh, he seems like a normal dude, not sure why he was even arrested.”  Granted everyone looks crappy in their mugshots (even I did, yes I was arrested once upon a time) but sometimes you see a mugshot where you realize “Um, yes, he deserved it.”

Thanks to Trutv and The Smoking Gun an incredible gallery of “people who should probably have been in jail anyway” pictures has been created.

I decided to share their pictures with my own captions.

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Wow.  I mean wow.  I’m literally getting chills at this moment.  First of all I can’t stand smoking.  I have a few friends that do smoke and I’ll happily tell them it’s disgusting and pisses me off to no end.

No wonder this ad hasn’t made it to the U.S.  There is simply no chance it would ever get aired.  But honestly, if you have a chance, forward this thing to as many people as you can.

We really need more ads like this.

Julia Allison has been writing sex articles since she went to college at Georgetown.  She’s known for writing about relationships, nightlife, “the scene,” you name it.  In fact she even used to write for our boys at COED Magazine.

Currently Julia is known as columnist for Time out New York, and creator of a video blog called Non Society.  However, more importantly Julia is hot but with an attitude.  She was recently giving lap dances to old dudes in the city and likes to give the camera the finger.

Oh yeah, I think she’s schtupping Jay Cutler.  There’s nothing not to like about this bad girl.

More Julia after the jump

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Oh wait those are crosses!  My bad.  I could have sworn that Nick just liked the letter “T.”  Nick, I must say dude, I give you all the credit in the world for having a good diet, and working out on those washboard abs.  I hope the chicks dig it.

But dude, do you really think that Jesus Christ would have his disciples walking around with crosses tattooed on them being like “Jesus N*gga, what up!!!!”

Well maybe in their Myspace profiles but on their stomachs?  It’s just a little tacky.

Two T’s!

All jokes aside and moving racism out to the curb for just a moment, if I were Denzel Washington at last night’s game I would only have one thing to say to Ray Allen: “My N*gga.”

Seriously guys, how could you not?  This game clearly had it all.  And Allen’s performance almost reminds me of the Jordan 63 point performance where Jordan’s team lost.  Interesting that the C’s lost this one.  No one will compare to MJ but you have to admit watching that Allen performance last night was pretty damned cool.  And it wasn’t all Allen.

19 assists by Rondo?  Miller hitting his foul shots?  And John Salmons?  Look at that beard!  Guy is turning into Brian Skinner.

I just want to say though, anyone who is a basketball fan had a true treat last night.  It was amazing to see a game that had both teams playing well, hitting great shots, playing with enthusiasm and really “wanting” that game.  It’s so rare in the NBA these days.

Game 7 should be amazing.

Well as you know, there’s a fetish for just about everything.  Was I able to find a dedicated site for girls with computers?  Nah.  But believe me there are tons nerdy girl photo galleries and other weird stuff associated with computer hardware, glasses, comic books, you name it.

But as for me?  I kind of dig seeing a hot chick in front of a computer.  I’m not quite sure why.  I guess it’s because she’s hot and I’m making an excuse to pick another genre to be interested in that day.

Still though.  I don’t know.  Is it the potential for smartness factor?  The dirty secretary fantasy?  The seeing them so focused on something?  Whatever it is, I do dig the ladies and computer fetish.

So here is a nice gallery of chicks with computers

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