As much as the subway is an amazing form of transportation, it doesn’t change the fact that it can be extremely annoying to ride.  You’ve got your instances of loudness, public displays of affection, people rubbing up against you, bad smells, people that look weird, and I could go on for about 6 pages.

But one of the things the subway does offer is a lot of variety.  Each day is a new day and you never know what each new day will bring.  Sometimes you might see a great performance. And sometimes you just might run into Darth Vader.

Here are pictures of stuff you don’t expect to see on the subway

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Can we get a little more invasive of personal privacy please?  I mean I’m not complaining here but what the hell is wrong with some people?

OK I’m just gonna stop.  I really REALLY like the chick on the right.

So Swiss model Janina Martig has her own website.  I have a quick question.  Why do model websites all have flash intros?  Do we really need to have this lame fashion music and giant build up before entering a site?

And what’s with the pictures?  Why does each one usually take like 15 seconds to load?  What the hell is going on here?  Are the models that special?  They’re not even nude!

OK, well obviously I know nothing about Janina otherwise I would have written it.  She’s blond, Swiss, and hot.  Yay!

More of Janina after the jump

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Wait a minute.  Am I missing something?  The man with the URL “I’ll Smack you” might actually be a stripper.  I mean I guess that’s OK and all. But I have to admit he and his crew look like the most stereotypical roid, guido freaks I think I’ve ever seen.

It’s just too bad TJ is clearly the little runt of the group.  “Wait up guys!  I cant get muscles like you.  I swear!”  Or maybe he just works at a strip club?  I’m confused.

Still a douche though

As many of you have probably heard the term Cosplay by now, perhaps not all of you know what this is.

Cosplay short for “costume play”, is a type of performance art whose participants outfit themselves, with often-elaborate costumes and accessories, as a specific character or idea. Characters are usually sourced in various Japanese and East Asian media, including manga, anime, tokusatsu, comic books, graphic novels, video games, and fantasy movies

And as our culture gets weirder and weirder, this Cosplay crap is only going to get more and more mainstream.  And have I just looked up the term “Cosplay Porn?”  You betcha.  Surprisingly there’s not that much out there.

So any of you aspiring porn entrepreneurs, there you go.  Don’t say I didn’t do anything to help you people.

In the meantime are here 30 hot cosplay chicks.

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There are some athletes who have legendary careers with one particular team.  And sometimes it’s hard to believe that the face of a franchise for so long actually played for another team at some point (usually towards the end of their career).

Sometimes players just have to cut ties and move on, and vice versa.  As all of you know all this Brett Favre Minnesota talk that’s been going on all this time has obviously sparked up this topic.

It’s just weird seeing guys like Favre in any uniforms other than their “true” uniforms.  Here are 10 examples that really shot out to me.  There are tons more but these guys really were faces of their franchises and seeing them in their final seasons in odd jerseys almost makes you think “say it ain’t so.”

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Click on the photo for more Candice Michelle

Call me crazy but the way Candice looks in this picture is as if she’s aging just a bit and a sex tape just might be on its way.   I couldn’t think of a better contestant for “The Cougar” than Candice.   Although I think she might be married.  Oh well.

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The Madness

The douchiest of the douchey – [Cityrag]

So Miss California, which bust is better? – [Spike]

A Kentucky Derby Photo Essay (lots of butts) – [Bustedcoverage]

Poor Adam West has to have a garage sale – [OMG Blog]

Your girlfriend doesn’t feel guilty about cheating on you – [Asylum]

Jessica Simpson’s big boobs stuff in a tube top – [The Grumpiest]

Heidi Whatney might be the hottest sports caster – [Barstool Sports]

The obnoxious melodies medley – [College Humor]

If this is cellulite then please sign me up – [Don Chavez]

The Swine Flu scare ads from 1976 – [The Bachelor Guy]

I’m gonna stare you down to Chinatown – [Atom]

Nicole Fiore is a scream queen superstar – [Gunaxin]

Navy Men are good at their jobs – [Blog of Hilarity]

What attracts women sexually? – [Bullzeye]

The luckiest crocodile I’ve ever seen – [Humorpass]

A Potato gun outsmarts everyone – [Withleather]

The Greatest Minute in movie history – [Brobible]

How to become a vampire – [Attuworld]

Tupac fooled us all, he’s back – [Tastybooze]

Well this isn’t quite what my now wife wore today but I’m not sure if I’d complain if she did.

Well, assuming my wedding went fine (or is going fine today) I’m just glad I’m not perched up near a pool where my schmuck best man could plummet right into my wife causing her to be the centerpiece to Uncoached’s Silly Sunday.

I’m sure there will be some funny things going on at my wedding but if this is one of them, then I’m not a happy camper right now.

I’m married.  Good God this is weird.  It’s all over.  All of it.  Bye bye testes!