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Now that I’m married, I think the daydreaming is going to reach a new level.  Before it’s kind of like “well, I’m not technically married so thinking about this stuff is legal.”  Now it’s like “well, I’m technically married so thinking about this stuff isn’t even allowed hence when I do it’s taboo, hence more erotic.”  Oh shut up honey, relax.

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When I’m bored, sometimes I’ll turn on a television.  On occasion I might scroll through the pages of a book.  And when I really want to spice things up I might go to a bar and have a few drinks.  I guess I’m not setting the bar high enough.

However, I can safely say that I’ve never said to myself, “you know something?  I’m pretty bored so I think I’ll head out to a mountain somewhere and do hand stands on stuff where if I fall I’ll plummet around 1000 feet.”

Get a load of some of these extreme balancing morons

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I was in sales for seven years before doing this full time.  And never in my entire career in sales have a seen a guy this bad.  I mean never.  Is it even possible to be more of an asshole (I don’t care that I cursed) than this puke?

He seems like the kind of dude that would sell someone who had one dollar in their bank account.  And I mean he’s the type of guy that would spend at least an hour with that person trying to suck that one dollar out and once he got it, he’d stamp it, package it, and try to make more money off of it with more suckers.

I don’t know the man personally but if he died, something tells me the world would be a better place.  What a dick.

Alley Baggett was born and raised near Houston, Texas and is of Filipino and Spanish descent. She originally aspired to be a traditional model, but was turned down because she was too short.

And thank God for that because instead of giving up, Alley decided to become a lingerie model for Playboy.   It doesn’t seem as though they’ve had a problem with her “abilities.”

Alley has also been seen in rock videos and beside my bed wearing nothing but high heels (in my daydreams of course, boo)

More of Alley after the jump

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Man could this guy’s profile be any easier to make fun of?  I really don’t think it’s possible.  All the ladies out there, meet Hunter Brown.  Apparently all of you call him baby.  I would guess rightfully so because it doesn’t look like he’s been through puberty yet.

The guy is 100 lbs soaking wet and clearly doesn’t need to shave.  I wouldn’t be surprised if his pits haven’t even sprouted hairs yet.  Oh that and his name is Hunter.  Yeah I mentioned it before but come on.  That name sucks.

Doo Doo Brown!

“I told Kobe you’ve got to relax, ‘You’re hitting the wrong person,’” Artest said. “‘Don’t you know you’re hitting Ron Artest?’”

For Artest, the final straw on the court was taking an elbow to the throat from Bryant, saying later: “What am I going to do out there? I’m going to continue to get hit?’”

Look man, we all know Ron Artest is crazy. We all know how much of a Tru Warrior he is. But can you blame the guy for getting emotional? Can you blame him for being competitive?

No, nothing excuses him from going into the stands at the Palace. But let’s face it. The guy has done nothing even remotely wrong as far as poor behavior on the court since then.

In fact I’d argue there are at least 20 players in the league that are far worse than him. Also, you know Kobe Bryant throws elbows. The best players in history are dirty players. Look at Bird, Stockton, Michael Jordan. All of these guys had an “edge.” And sometimes that edge was pissing off other players and taking advantage of their reputation with referees.

Still though, it’s awesome to see Artest overreact. I love this guy.

As I watched the Hawks have about as little chance winning as they would at getting Dominique Wilkins and Spud Webb to join them in uniform, I did get a chance to think about whether or not I’d be attracted to their cheerleaders. or better known as the A-Town Dancers.

And as I scrounged the internet to find photos that weren’t just of these ladies on the court, I realized that while they’re small in numbers, they look pretty good in bikinis.  That and acting a little drunk.

While it’s unfortunately not my best work in the line of “cheerleaders being wasted and licking each other a lot” I’m sure you’ll find these photos enjoyable.

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Given that I’m now married and in the midst of honeymoon planning, I figured now is as good a time as any to look for the potential unusual island to visit during my slow descent into a tiny testicled lifestyle.  Who knows?  Maybe I’ll get lost in one of these places and wind up with 3 uninhabited large breasted brunette women that need an anatomy lesson.

Or maybe that’s just the porn I was watching last night.  Seriously though, if you are looking to get away, and I mean really away, you might want to consider the bizarre.

And these seven islands fall nothing short of that.

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Since I didn’t do much coverage of Cinco de Mayo on Tuesday, I figured the two most important elements (drinking and chicks) needed to at least be revisited.  So why not at least cover the lady factor?  Thanks COED.  Appreciate the help guys.

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The Throwdown

10 Popular porn scenarios that seem highly plausible – [Cracked]

Good God Stacey Keibler’s Legs in FHM – [Popoholic]

Ten Teacher for who we remain hot – [Asylum]

Get a load of Fight Club, the musical – [Atom]

Male figure skating taken to new heights:  Corsets? -  [Withleather]

Petite yet extremely sexy girl Karla Spice – [Flisted]

Some of the best food fights in film – [Gunaxin]

Interesting stuff made with beer cans – [Cityrag]

Nancy Rodriguez has got some nice assets – [On205th]

Secretary accidentally bites of boss’s penis – [Donchavez]

It’s an all our typeface-off, check this out – [Collegehumor]

Pornstar Sasha Grey’s interview with National Lampoon – [NS4W]

Did Adam Lambert just blow away Zeppelin? – [Barstool Sports]

New Yankee Stadium fights are fantastic – [Nextround]

Welcome to Guido Beach – [Tastybooze]

Maribel Guardia is insanely hot – [Cameltap]

Guy masturbating on the roof gets caught – [Totally Crap]

In case you missed your hump day hotties – [Funtasticus]

Here’s a great reason to go to Panama – [Blog of Hilarity]

Hot girls photoshopped as centaurs – [I Heart Chaos]