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Does anyone remember Monica Keena?  Neither do I.  The last time she was seen anywhere was in the movie Freddy vs. Jason.   Apparently now she’s doing more Indie stuff which I’m told may lead to more cleavage appearances.  So she’s got that going for her…which is nice.

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I’ve already harped on this insane dog owner subculture before and now I think I’ve seen it reach new heights.  Luxury Dog Houses?  Let’s get something straight.  I love dogs.  I think dogs are cute, obedient, bad ass amazing pets to have.  They cure your boredom if you’re lonely and protect you from harm if they love you.

But folks, dogs are animals.  Whether you’d like to believe it or not it’s the truth.  That’s why they crap on the floor and eat their own poop.  It’s not like they know how to use silverware or make a phone call.

So stop trying to thin the line of dog vs. human please.  And for God’s sake please stop building these houses.

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Car-jacking, bullets whizzing, people getting shot, chase, explosions, people burnt alive, running, screaming, tears, utter mayhem…oh my.  Talk about going the distance on a prank.

I mean you kind of have to draw the line somewhere no?  Jesus.  I’m not quite sure this is the kind of stuff you make light of.  Not that I understand a word they’re saying but I wish the dialogue was a little clearer.

A fantastic dancer, Koena Mitra was trained with Mamata Shankar ballet troupe for 12 years and that shows on her dance numbers on the screen. When she became an actress, she never had any godfather to guide her on her path to stardom. She had to make her own decisions. If not an actress, she would have been a designer.

Um, OK.  That’s nice.   But you know what’s even nicer?  I think Koena is one of if not the hottest Indian women I’ve ever seen.  So I’d like to congratulate her on a job well done on getting up here.  Sorry Ms. Aishwarya Rai.  You just don’t have the sex appeal that Koena does.

Other than that I got nothing to say.  I hope to see her in a Revlon commercial soon.

More Koena after the jump

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I have to admit I’m not quite sure what planet Franky is from.   I feel like he’s from the future and it’s a place called “Italian Hip Hop Slightly Gay.”  I mean what is this guy?  And what are those bracelets?

And what’s with dudes taking pictures like they just got out of bed?  Is that supposed to be cool?  You’re a badass because you got sleep?  I never understood that.

That and why this guy is a total sh*tstain

In light of the recent steroid news on Manny Ramirez (I hope you’re not all surprised by this), rather than focus on wrong doings and his blatant violation of rules, I’d like to remind us all of the brighter side of Mr. Ramirez.

Here is a small sized sample of Manny just being Manny

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Well they’re not quite as forward as the Marlins Mermaids, and they don’t necessarily bite like the ladies from UCLA, but I give full respect to the LSU Cheerleaders for their ability to have fun.  Whether it’s in a hotel room squatting on top of a male cheerleader or acting all gangsta with some tool, these girls are living the college life as it should be lived.

I just hope that someday my future son can experience the purple and yellow like I’m sure some of the male students at LSU do.  Hell I’d imagine even some of the females do as well.

So let’s give it up for the Tigers and watch them roar.

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I’m sure that most of you know who Billy Mays is by now.   If you don’t you’ve certainly seen him on TV but probably just didn’t know his name.  Billy is that insane infomercial guy who peddled products like Oxy Clean and Kaboom.  Now he’s out there selling fix it puddy and God knows what else.

But you know something?  He’s a salesman like anyone else and he does his job well.  While some people may be annoyed by his insane antics, after seeing some outtakes from his infomercials you can see that this guy has a tremendous sense of humor.

From falling into tubs to ordering food at McDonald’s, here are seven Billy Mays videos that will make you like this guy

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So I will be married a week this coming Sunday.  Does life ever stop?  Not a chance.  It’s Mother’s Day weekend!  Oh and in two weeks I have my niece’s recital to go to.  For all you people out there who are 25 and younger.  Screw you guys.  Seriously.  Screw you.

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The Wash

India’s first porn star is a hot cartoon – [Asylum]

Kentucky Derby Mud Wrestler/Teacher tells all – [Bustedcoverage]

Song for all you smug pregnant women – [Cracked]

Another edition of “Hotties in the wild” – [Doubleviking]

Penguins Fans beating the crap out of Caps fan – [Withleather]

The Creepiest man on the internet – [Manofest]

Take a trip to the cameltoe rescue center – [Cityrag]

When your own mother hits on you – [Atom]

Here are 50 reasons why you should have sex – [Sublime Blog]

Megan Fox smoking as usual in Esquire – [NS4W]

Check out this tiny little country music star – [Collegehumor]

Twelve ways to fake an interest in the NHL Playoffs – [On205th]

A Great Gallery of Sexy MMA Fighters – [Gunaxin]

Maggie is the local smoke show of the day – [Barstool Sports]

The recession will NOT affect urination – [Blog of Hilarity]

In case you didn’t know:  Vaginas don’t talk – [Don Chavez]

The World’s greatest street legal car – [DJ Mick]

Paris Hilton is a hard working pro – [Spike]