The other half of Anna Falchi? Finnish.  I guess that explains why she has blond hair.   Falchi is more known for being a model than anything else but she, like many other Italian women, has an affinity for soccer players.

I don’t really have the energy to complain on this subject anymore as I’ve done it about 6000 times already.  What I can say is that Anna is definitely Falchable.  I have no idea where I am right now.

I just slipped myself some acid so the keyboard looks like a giant test tube.

More falchness after the jump

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The only reason I say this is that the sexual orientation of Justin in his Myspace Profile is marked as “gay.”  I use no discrimination based on sexual orientation on this website.  If you are tool and then you are a damned tool.

Justin may run with a different flock but that gives him no excuses to post the kind of pictures that he does.   I have plenty of gay friends and they seem to be just fine.

Do you develop those hard “S’s” or are those on purpose.  I happen to think they’re on purpose.  I just don’t buy it.  It’s speech articulation.  Just because you’re gay doesn’t mean your S sounds have to be all messed up.

Thanks Justin

I’m not sure what you guys did this weekend but I can guarantee it wasn’t dressing up as disgustingly as some of these people.

200 people dressed as zombies gathered in Melbourne to take part in the Zombie Shuffle 2009.  This is the fourth time the event, which is organized through Facebook has taken place. You will need a Facebook account to view their profile, but fortunately I have plenty of coverage of this event.

If you don’t want to see pictures of babies coming out of stomachs then please stop reading

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As John Calipari prepares to turn Kentucky into a total powerhouse again, I can’t help but wonder if there were factors other than money affecting his decision to make the move.  In my opinion there were.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure the cheerleaders at Memphis held their own.

But let’s face it, when I got a hold of pictures of the Wildcats Girls doing their Spring Break thing (amongst other things) I can see why Calipari would want to go Blue.   Also, I’m now able to shed light on why the man makes all these faces.

It’s clearly not the games he’s wincing at.  It’s the all the ladies on the sidelines. Well John, you’re gonna have a lot more than that for the next few years.

Enjoy the Wildcats ladies after the jump

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Pushing religion onto people is nothing new.  And sometimes the best way to push anything onto someone is when they’re at a young age.  It’s just so easy to influence a kid that’s three years old and has absolutely zero idea what they’re saying.

I tell ya this is practically no different than parents who force their little girls into beauty pageants.  Personally I find all of this disgusting.  What kind of parents do this?

Do these kids really know the rhetoric they’re passing along here?  This child preacher crap disturbs me and here are six videos to prove it.

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Click on the photo for more sexy Megan Fox

Look, I don’t know whether Megan Fox is sincere in all her sexual discussions in interviews or not.  I think it’s built up to a point where no matter how terrible she might be in the sack (which is impossible) her dialogue alone would cause most any man to be finished before they even hit the bead.

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The Madness

Corpse Art accused of being medical porn – [Asylum]

A very deserving winner of the high street honey contest – [FHM]

The 8 most eff’ed up moments in MMA – [Cracked]

Ladies and gentlemen, Michelle Marsh is back! – [COED Magazine]

Fat girls, BJs and a grumpy couple in the sky – [Atom]

The latest in Adult Friendfinder escapades – [Holytaco]

Rihanna Storms NYC in her panties – [Cityrag]

Gisele showing lots of cleavage at some charity – [Spike]

You may want to watch the Pissbusters – [Collegehumor]

Answering a woman’s sticky questions – [Bullzeye]

Early 90s British kids are awesome – [Blog of Hilarity]

Lindsay Lohan strips down to her undies – [The Grumpiest]

Miss California now Miss Porn Star? – [Flisted]

Possibly the hottest weather girl ever – [On205th]

The single best motivation for detention – [Don Chavez]

The Caribbean bikini model search is fun – [Barstool Sports]

In Russia, girls do no wear underpants – [Gunaxin]

I will always take sage advice from Mr. T – [OMG Blog]

There are no words to describe this picture – [Attuworld]

Being a politician is hard – [Tastybooze]

I guess I could go on and rant about this girl being a snob.  I could complain about how much of a snot she is and how cocky she probably comes off as.  But you know something?  I like it.

Yup, that’s right.  I like it.  Because no matter what you do or say, as a guy you see this chick and she’s hot, period.  Nothing will change that.  And no matter how mean she is to you, you’ll still want her.

If you’re a female?  Too bad sweetheart.  She looks better than 99% of you out there.

Let’s not forget how this man used to dismantle centers that were bigger and stronger than him.  His spin moves and fadeaways were literally the kind of stuff that Michael Jordan used to pull on guards.

Hakeem Olajuwon will always remain one of my favorite centers of all time and I hope that wherever he is, he’s doing splendidly.  Hakeem, this video is for you buddy.

They just keep coming out of the wood work don’t they?

Pamela – whose name is actually a type of wide-brimmed hat in her home nation – nobly boycotted the Miss World pageant in 2002 in protest of those societies who still carry out stoning executions, but she re-entered the Miss Italy competition in 2005, coming in third.

Currently Pamela Camassa is dating Italy’s midfielder Alberto Aquilani who of course dated Miss Italy 2003 Francesa Chillemi.  Soccer is slowly but surely becoming my most puzzling sport.

What the hell is going on here?  Do weak hits and groin sweat attract beauty pageant girls?  I guess so.

More of Pamela after the jump

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