From her Model Mayhem Profile

I have been modeling for a couple years now, on and off. I consider myself a fun yet very professional person to work with. This is a business to me and I take it very seriously. Basically, I am looking to work with professional people to broaden my look and build my portfolio.

Hell I’m serious too Markesa.  And I’m sure if I need a nude body to paint on you’ll be the first person I call.  I’m a huge fan of this tall blond.  She’s listed as 5’7 and 125 and her level of experience is considered “experienced.”

Does that include meetings with Larry Flynt?  No?  Well I’ll patiently await that phone call.

In the meantime, more of Markesa after the jump

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He calls himself Eli O Yeaa!  That’s the first thing.  Second, I know the Myspace Toolbox is a forum to be making fun of people but since this guy has a Mohawk, takes a lot of pictures with Chuck Lidell, and is an MMA fighter, I’d rather not step on any toes.

In any event, I said it in the title and I’ll said it again.  I’d like to hang out with this dude simply because he seems to go to places where there are lots of blonds with large boobles.

That and I figure I have to be smarter than a guy with a Mohawk so if we were to hang out with the women, I’d get to play role of smooth talker and Eli would be my oafy sidekick.

Ohhh Yeaaaa!

I just spent the last 24 hours dealing with complete bullshit on my computer.  I can’t even begin to talk about the mess.  It’s pathetic.  I hate it.  I hate tech support.  I hate how they make you wait at least 20 minutes between departments.  I hate how they ask you 15 questions before even starting (the same 15 questions for each damned person).  I hate how after all of this they wind up doing the EXACT same things I tried on my own after researching the internet.

It’s the biggest scam I’ve ever come across.  Moreso, I hate these cookie cutter answers they give you on the phone even though I’m cursing.  “I understand your problem sir, and we’re trying to find the best solution”  even though I just said “dude, you guys are pissing me off, be human about this and talk to me for real.”  Shut the fuck up.  Do you even know what I’m saying?  I’m cursing on the phone and you can’t be a real person?

I needed to vent.  Thanks guys.  By the way I’m doing a 100% system restore on my computer which means all my porn gets wiped out.  No worries though, it’s all on a disk baby.

Some people have a fetish for old school vintage advertisements.  And some people have a fetish for those pinup pictures from the old days.  I guess you could say they even started way back in the 20s and 30s.

You know those silly pictures of women with cigarettes or even wearing dresses yet doing chores around the house?  I for one am not the biggest fan of those looks.  It just reminds me of a time when the grooming of hair didn’t quite matter as much as it did today.  Well that’s a big no no for me.

However, if you combine the vintage look with the woman of today, you don’t get too bad a result.

Check out these 15 hot celebrities in old pinup style photos

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Most of you remember Bronson Pinchot as the lovable character Balki Bartokomous on the show Perfect Strangers.  And some of you might remember him in the movies Risky Business and Beverly Hills Cop.  What I remember Bronson for is being an amazing character actor and surprisingly talented guy in all walks of life.

The dude can sing, do magic, and even has experience as an acrobat.  Like people have a neverending obsession with guys like Vanilla Ice and Steven Seagal, so too should we pay homage to Bronson Pinchot.

Here are 10 videos that prove Bronson Pinchot is the man  (and I haven’t forgotten about how awesome he was in True Romance)

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Click on the photo for more bed domination

You might remember Gabriela Endringer as the Cristiano Ronaldo WAG with the ‘butterface.’ Here’s what she said about soccer player Ronaldo.  “Ronaldo lets himself be dominated in bed. He’s very affectionate in bed. He’s not aggressive at all. He lets things flow.”  Great, I care.

More domination at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Tips

Yet another great edition of Hotties in the Wild – [Doubleviking]

The Sexy pictures of the Suicide girls – [Spike]

More behind the Rihanna nude photos – [The Daily Fix]

The Top Ten Gym Fails – [Cavemancircus]

6 People who made a living playing “retarded” sports – [Cracked]

Screw the talent, Britain’s got weirdos – [Flabber]

Useless but “funny” crazy inventions – [Attuworld]

A short video called “My Mom’s a MILF” – [Atom]

Ivy Madd Puts the Horn in Horny – [HGOM]

Does Manny juice taint Red Sox? – [Scoresreport]

Holly Madison chilling in a bikini by the pool – [NS4W]

Jennifer Aniston’s Ass-Tastics – [Cityrag]

President Obama is the funniest guy ever – [Collegehumor]

The 100 Sexiest Brunettes in the world – [Nuts] (NSFW Pics when you click)

Sexy Magazine covers to brighten your day – [Asylum]

15 Kool Aid Flavors that are M.I.A – [Gunaxin]

I forgot how ridiculously hot Jaime King is – [1530 Homer]

Now this is the perfect faceplant – [Gorillamask]

Nothing better than hot girl who can fire a bullet – [Humorpass]

The Most Epic painting ever – [Nextround]

The Miss Pole Danced World 2009 – [Totally Crap]

Maxim Magazine’s Top ten of the top 100 – [Flisted]

Click on the photo for more real girls

Just as I’m a big fan of “Hotties in the Wild” over at Doubleviking, Zootoday has their version called “Real Girls.”  I find it to be quite entertaining.  It’s simply real girls who happen to be really really attractive and pose seductively.

More real girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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Normally when I sit down at a table, it’s your simple coffee table.  Either a glass or wooden top follow by some kind of nice pattern or simple table legs.  I generally don’t see the Alien table leg feature.

But if you’re interested in a little variety, perhaps some oddity, then you might want to consider surprising your guests with such table legs like Sumo wrestling statues or perhaps a scorpion can hold up your table top for you.

Here are some very interesting table legs pictures

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