OK, “legendary” isn’t exactly the best word to use but let’s just say I’m happy that Anna Burns won the Hooters International Contest in 2005.  Happy because even four years later dudes like me are taking notice.

Some may take that as me being a complete loser.  I just take it as paying attention to the finer details in life.  I don’t know much about Anna.  She kind of looks Asian no?  Whatever genetic blend she has, I’m glad of it.

Good lord I have nothing to write.

More of Burnsy after the jump

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One word.  One word only.

Mantits.

In case you guys haven’t heard the story yet.

An Ohio teenager has been suspended by his Christian school that bans dancing because he attended another high school’s prom.

Officials at Heritage Christian School in Findlay had warned 17-year-old Tyler Frost that he would be suspended and prohibited from attending graduation if he went to the public school dance over the weekend with his girlfriend, according to The Courier.

Frost danced and held hands with his girlfriend, Rebecca Smooty, at the Findlay High School prom, attended by about 800 students, officials told the newspapers

So the Movie Footloose exists in real life?  Jesus I really wish I could see what goes on at Heritage Christian School.   Apparently there’s no dancing, rock music or even hand-holding at this place.  If I knew I’d be famous for taking a girl to a prom at my own high school I’d probably show up naked.  That would cause a real stir.

Oh and let’s congratulate Tyler for liking girls.   I would think that in the year 2009 it would take a little more than holding hands to reach the top of the search queries on Yahoo.  What is this Saved by the Bell where a peck on the cheek elicits an “oooohhhhh” from the studio audience?

I hope this Tyler guy winds up doing a porn movie.  That would at least be news.

Bowling has got to be one of if not the best recreational sports out there.  And I’m not referring to basketball, football, or baseball as recreational sports either.  You guys know what I mean.  Kind of like Badminton or Ping Pong.  Sports that are sort of “fun” where you play them drunk and get a big kick out of them.  Rarely will you take these sports seriously (not that I don’t have respect for those that do).

And like any sport or rather any activity in the entire world, if you attach hot girls to this activity it generally makes that activity 100 times more fun.  So clearly there’s no exception in bowling.

In fact, Bowling would be the least example of an exception.  Bowling is great enough as it is, but as you’ll see, these women make it a whole lot more enjoyable.

Here are the sexiest bowling videos you’ll ever see

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Until I found out that Mel Gibson would like to eradicate every Jewish person on the planet, I really liked this guy.  And it’s a shame because despite how sick of a human being he is, he’s extremely talented when it comes to cinema.  What began as him just being a good looking Australian in action movies turned into a fantastic director and creator of great works in film.

It’s just a shame he wouldn’t ever dare speak to me because I happen to not believe that Jesus Christ is our savior.   Well it’s either that or because I write for this site.  I can’t decide.  Something tells me it’s the Hebrew part of me that scares him off.

Despite his talent, he’s still a douche in my book.  And over the past five years good ‘ol Mel has really turned himself into something.  What that something is I don’t know, but I do know it involves lots of psychotic faces.

Here are the many faces of Mel Gibson

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Click on the photo for more Christina Stefanidi

Hey hey! What do ya know?  Yet another Italian to torture us all.  Actually she’s not new.  I’ve featured her more than once on this site only now I’m linking to more pictures of her.   Congratulations sweetheart, you’ve made it more than once.  It’s like being the host on SNL.

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The Throwdown

Remember how hot Jenna Elfman was? – [Holytaco]

Beginning the hottest girl of May search – [COED Magazine]

Is getting run over by a car included? – [Don Chavez]

Not one, not two, but three nipple slips! – [Cityrag]

Where embarrassment for humanity happens – [Atom]

Don’t stop your screaming – [Collegehumor]

Six movies based on a true story (that are full of shit) – [Cracked]

Even more semi nude pics of Miss California – [The Daily Fix]

A Fantastic collection of random pictures – [Leenks]

Gamegirls are starting to get really strippy – [Flabber]

Possibly the weirdest pregnant chicks ever – [Attuworld]

The most fun elephant ride ever – [Blog of Hilarity]

I’m digging Natalie Portman’s legs in this interview – [Popoholic]

Leighton Meester doggystyle bikini pictures – [The Grumpiest]

It looks like Facebook is not a fan of the Jews – [Asylum]

What happens when a beauty queen makes a PSA – [Spike]

Another great WAG discovery, Simona Lambe – [The Spoiler]

Chubby kid and dad are backtracking – [Barstool Sports]

An 747 airplane sucks in a baggage container – [DJ Mick]

Click on the photo for more Jeska

Twenty-three-year-old sultry stunner Jeska Vardinski is a bikini, glamour and fashion model from Chino Hills, California. In addition to tons of editorial work. Jeska has been featured on the covers over Welt, Biker and Strip Las Vegas

More hotties like her at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

The Victoria Falls or Mosi-oa-Tunya (the Smoke that Thunders) is a waterfall situated in southern Africa on the Zambezi River between the countries of Zambia and Zimbabwe. The falls are some of the largest in the world

They also seem to be the most unusual in form and have beyond doubt the most diverse and easily-seen wildlife of any major waterfall site.

OK here’s something you won’t read.  Why the hell do people hang out on the edge of this thing?  There’s one particular spot where tourists “swim” and look over the edge.

I can only assume there’s something over that edge preventing people from plummeting to their death.  Otherwise, shouldn’t there be some law against this?

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I gotta say people use the song “Eye of the Tiger” an awful lot.   Quite frankly the song is overused and in too many lame situations, but I want you to watch the first 40 seconds of this video and tell me this kid doesn’t go along with the song perfectly.

After that 40 seconds it doesn’t really matter.  But notice how he doesn’t start until he “feels it” in the 40th second.   I swear to God it’s not possible for me to be any more bored than to point this crap out right now, but seriously I think that first 40 seconds is pretty money.

Yeah I said “pretty money.” So what?  It’s a money phrase.  All of you suck