Don’t get me wrong, Maxim here in the U.S. is good, but let’s face it, in Europe it’s way better.  And proving that inevitability is Ralitza Metodieva.  I know zero about this woman other than the fact that she’s Bulgarian.

And I guess that’s really all I’ll ever need to know.  I will never meet her.  Never kiss her hand.  Never feel the warm slap across my cheek when I use the word “funbags.”

Whatever, I just know that I’ve already bought a ticket to Bulgaria.

More of Ralitza after the jump

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“don’t DoUbT YoUr SeLf TrUsT Me YoU NeEd Me.”  I really don’t think I need to write much more do I?  I don’t care if Ricky Salter is this dude’s real name.  Anyone who writes that kind of crap really needs a spanking.

I’d love to put this guy in that Japanese slapping game that took place in the library.  That or just hit him really hard with a baseball bat.  No who is this guy, it’s WHAT is this guy?

Ricky?  Pablo?  Honey?

Given all the crap going on lately with Manny, Mr. Rodriguez and of course Sir Clemens, I’d like us all to simply take a breath and try to relax.  It’s been a tumultuous road filled with scandal, pressure, and a taint that smells worse than my ass after running six miles.

Baseball’s best and brightest players aren’t really the best and certainly aren’t the brightest.  The game keeps taking turns for the worse as aspiring, clean players try to make their historical marks.

So while we wait for the next “clean star” to go down (is Pujols legit?) let us try and continue poking fun at the stinkers out there.

Clemens, these pictures are for you bud.

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Well I can’t say I agree with putting a 200 pounder in a set of short jean shorts but you guys know what I mean.  And I must say that all of us owe a great deal to Catherine Bach, the original daisy dukes wearer on Dukes of Hazzard.  Unfortunately I don’t think Catherine could pull it off today but she looked damned good back then.

Obviously if it weren’t for Bach we wouldn’t have been able to be entertained by the lovely Jessica Simpson and her sexy boots commercials as well as concerts.  Thanks Jessica!

In any event, there’s something great about a woman in Daisy Dukes.  Obviously it’s that her ass is showing but that doesn’t make it any less awesome.

Enjoy the pics

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One of the best, and probably most cruel physical reactions or provocations would have to be the slap in the face.   Over the years it seems as though this act has become more popular as it pertains to pranks and comedy programs.  Sure it’s been done before.  However, there’s one added element that I’ve seen more of recently.

Now girls are getting drilled too.  And why not?  I don’t condone hitting a female but if she nails you square in the cheek why can’t you do the same to her?  Eye for an eye right?

Well, whatever.  Here are 10 slap in the face videos you will more than likely enjoy

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The lady whose midsection appears to be in the process of getting sucked into a black hole is Cathie Jung, who has an entire website based around the fact that her body is terrifying to look at.

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The Throwdown

Ohio University gets an A in Mud Wrestling – [Bustedcoverage]

Miami Caliente holds hot football lingerie tryouts – [Sports By Brooks]

Remember the video Jizz in my Pants?  Well…. – [Totally Crap]

Some weird creature girl that’s very hot – [Atom]

Jessica Simpson looking sloppy in short shorts – [The Grumpiest]

Houston’s Bad girl exposed! – [HGOM]

Check out this little girl with big sticks – [Cityrag]

Check out the Shamwow guy in jail – [Collegehumor]

10 Hottest summer blockbuster movie babes – [Manofest]

7 Real Women you’d need to survive on the LOST island – [Blog of Hilarity]

The Tom Hanks duet and big rap – [Flabber]

Does he look like a bitch? – [Attuworld]

50 pictures of sexy Coco – [Don Chavez]

Shannon Elizabeth used to give good pie – [Funtasticus]

Good God Victoria Vanucci is hot – [Saltymilk]

Leighton Meester bends over for us – [DJ Mick]

Dating sites use body odor to match up couples – [Asylum]

I will never, ever get tired of Roxanne Pallet – [Sublime Blog]

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I have no clue who this woman is but if she’s Italian I just might throw up.  The name Moreno leads me to believe she’s Latin so at least I can stay sane for a few more minutes.  Or maybe not.  I really don’t know right now.  I need therapy.

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The Portfolio

How badass would it be if you were this motorcycle driver?  I mean it would certainly be a sick joke to play on a kid but as an adult this thing is awesome. I now realize that if I ever get a motorcycle (which will be never) I’m gonna have to splurge on a cool helmet.

Why settle for those plain black ones?  I mean when, and I truly mean WHEN you get into an accident (apparently the % of motorcycle drivers that get into accidents is enormously high) you might as well have a helmet that says something.

Whether it’s Spiderman or The Hulk here are some pretty cool motorcycle helmets

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This is without a doubt one of the worst acting performances in the history of cinema.  Arnold sounds like a 9-year-old trying to read from a script the entire time.  Not only that, the man clearly just stepped off the boat.

However, his English improved, his acting got a little better, and now the dude is a Governor.  Only in America.

Yes we can!