According to Brit Ameera’s Myspace Profile:

Ameera is a trained Middle Eastern Cabaret bellydancer. She is currently studying Cabaret, Egyptian, Khaliji, Turkish, Andalusian, and Polynesian influences of bellydance. Her style can be characterized as a mixture of many influences with a strong sense of sensual movements along with lively dance.

It’s that last sentence that kind of got my attention.  That and the fact that Brit is only 20 years old.  Personally I would love for her to be 40.  That way you have the sensual dancing combined with a sexual peak.

That’s what Brit’s talking about

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You’re welcome Mike.

MTV in the house!

Honestly I just don’t get it.  All the articles I’ve been reading have been talking about how Kobe relishes game 7′s and all this crap.  What the hell?  Shouldn’t a player relish all games?  Want to win all the time?  I’ll even allow the whole “saving it for the playoffs” thing.  But saving it for a game seven?  It simply makes zero sense.

I don’t know man.  Yeah he scored 32 points and maybe it was the rest of the team that just sucked, but there’s something lacking in these Lakers right now and all I can say is that I’ll be extremely pissed if it isn’t the Lakers and Cavs in the finals.   This Rockets team isn’t THAT good.  At least not even remotely close to as good as the Lakers.

Get it together guys.

That is all.

P.S.  D. Howard 23 and 22.    Guy is an animal.

So I’ve been married for nearly two weeks now and I must say that not a single thing has changed other than the fact I’m wearing a ring.  I can’t stand having a ring.  I just think it looks dumb but I’m curious how the ladies will react.  I’d like to do a little social experimenting to see if I can attract more women this way.

Another interesting thing about being married is that….well there’s nothing interesting.  Nothing at all.  I still look at these pictures and pray to God I was back at college.

Where are the married women pretending to be lesbians and going to Spring Break in my life?  I guess this is as close as I’ll get.

Enjoy the pictures

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I don’t condone drunk driving.   In fact if there’s one thing I regret about my earlier days it’s that I’d get behind the wheel with a few drinks in me.   Luckily nothing ever happened but it’s simply not worth it and I feel horribly for anyone who’s been the victim in a drunk driving “accident.”  It’s no accident dammit.  It’s plain stupid and I think DUI penalties should be way more harsh than they are.

However, if there’s one positive side to drunk driving it’s the following scenario:  No one gets hurt.  The drunk driver is pulled over by a cop and they have to take a sobriety test in which they fail miserably.

Check out these awesome failed sobriety test videos

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Click on the photo for 101 fun things about summer

As you can see up top, bikini carwashes are certainly one of the biggest benefits of the summer.  I would say girls tanning is up there.   Wet T-Shirt Competitions don’t fall far behind.  Am I seeing a theme here?  I think I am!  Hot chicks rule…always.

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The Funbag

Five games that show Nintendo is simply giving up – [Cracked]

What do you mean no more prostitutes on Craigslist? – [Holytaco]

I knew who Olivia Wilde was…. – [Asylum]

Peaches Geldof in slutty lingerie – [The Grumpiest]

Creed is the master of gynecology – [Atom]

Ciara looking good at the Maxim Party – [Meet the Famous]

I don’t know who Monica Cruz is but she’s damned pretty – [NS4W]

Even tennis players screw up too – [Scoresreport]

Duck Tales Theme gone horribly wrong – [Collegehumor]

What if hot celebrities had tons of tattoos? – [Cityrag]

The top five goddesses I’d like to f*ck – [The Bachelor Guy]

Yet another sexy news reporter Ancilla Tilia – [Flabber]

The three sexiest women in the world – [Attuworld]

The best chick in the history of chick fights – [Don Chavez]

Micrea Monroe posing in sexy black lingerie – [DJ Mick]

Dharma Initiative beer in real life – [Nextround]

The Sexy women of Smallville – [Gunaxin]

And they say blonds are dumb – [Blog of Hilarity]

The 100 oldest registered .com domains – [I Heart Chaos]

The Lonely Island live on Jimmy Kimmel – [Tastybooze]

Click on the photo for more Louise Redknapp

Louise Redknapp is a singer and broadcaster from London who hasn’t gotten the recognition she deserves.  Starting as a member of the group Eternal, Louise went on to varous solo projects and TV broadcasting due to her beautiful look.

More beautiful looks at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

It’s no surprise that a politician or an appointed official gets a dose of the love fairy or should I even say “wanting to bang anything that walks” fairy.   But if there’s one thing that these men should strive to do, it would be to make an effort not to get caught in pictures when this desire for women is on display.

Well of course unless you’re Arnold Schwarzenegger.  Hmmm.  Well maybe all bets are off.   Maybe I’m completely wrong because all of the pictures I’m about to show contain politicians or nation leaders whose reputations weren’t changed in the slightest.

Funny, we never got pictures of Spitzer in the act.  Maybe that’s why he’s in trouble.  If he’d only recorded some of it, perhaps he’d be fine.

In any event here are some fun pictures of nation leaders getting horny

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There’s really not much else to say.  Talk about awesome rap songs.  This is just one of the toughest songs around.  By the way, really dig into the lyrics.  They’re unmatched.

I really miss the movie New Jack City.  Well, I don’t miss it much.  I mean I can rent it tomorrow.  Not a big deal.  Ice T!

Eh, whatever.  Still a cool song.