I’ve seen lists of the worst videos of all time.  Take this one for example.   I mean come on.  Did these guys really do their research?  When you’re talking bad videos do you really want to refer to songs that were hits at the time?  I don’t think that’s such a good idea.

When you’re thinking of crappy music videos crappy music generally tends to be the forerunner to it all.   Not only that, commercially successful bands generally don’t make videos that are super awful (unless you count David Hasselhoff who is on this list).

In any event, I’ve looked at lists, seen the tapes, and have come up with my own batch of videos that is going to be tough to beat.

Here are my top ten worst videos of all time

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Click on the picture for more of Joakim enjoying St. Barts

Eh, I guess losing in the playoffs really isn’t that bad if you have cans in St. Barts like that waiting for you.  If you haven’t seen any of these pictures yet I highly recommend you peruse them.  I’m beginning to start to like this Noah guy.

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The Madness

Are naked suits considered porn? – [Asylum]

A porn watcher’s nightmare comes true – [Spike]

Luisa Fernanda Raigosa is one sexy Colombian – [Doubleviking]

Jenny McCarthy:  Perfect blend of fame and stupid – [Cracked]

Jennifer Love Hewitt is on a sexy mission – [NS4W]

Gemma Atkinson looking busty as usual in Z00 – [Flisted]

Of all the rapper’s wives I want to “hit,” Coco is the most hittable – [Totally Crap]

Even non-athletes are denying using steroids – [The Bachelor Guy]

20 Fat people dressed as superheroes – [Manofest]

It’s the drunk girl hair trick – [City Rag]

Check out Youtube’s collection of worst parents – [Current]

The sexy cute college girl of the week – [College Humor]

The Gynecologists like to play doctor – [Atom]

The sexy BBQ Stand Mannequin – [Don Chavez]

What in the hell is this picture? – [Attuworld]

Some incredibly ridiculous basketball tricks – [Blog of Hilarity]

This elephant clearly knows where to look – [Dead Dog]

English women in Croatia can party – [Demonicious] (some NSFW shots)

My buddy Chris sent this to me a couple of weeks ago and I sure hope that Rick Astley got it.  Just in case any of you were in the dark about what Mr. Astley would never do, this pie graph should clear up any confusion.

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This is pretty amazing considering that you really don’t see football fights too often.  In fact you pretty much never see them.  I would imagine that Florida International must have been pretty annoyed that their school has zero recognition for sports.

Welcome Isiah Thomas!  Seriously though, this fight was almost scary.  Helmets came off, tempers flared, and there was even a body slam.   Wish I could have been there.

This Shannon Czyz was born to be a car model.  Actually she was just born to be hot.  Here’s a little tidbit I found on her in an interview.

What’s the best practical joke you’ve ever pulled on someone? “Putting a male blowup doll in my boyfriend’s bed one night with a bottle of KY.”  Which would you rather do 6 shots of Jagermeister in a row or run down the street naked? “If I did 6 shots of Jagermeister, I’d be running down the street naked anyways!”

Eh, I got nothing else to say.  It’s Saturday, I’m hungover as all hell and I just stumbled across Shannon about five minutes ago.  I don’t really care about blow up dolls or naked street running.

I just like it when she holds her boobies together.

More pics after the jump

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Click on the photo for the Preakness Preview

Yay!  It’s a bunch of horses running around in circles!  I never understood horse racing and I never will.  What I do understand are excuses to get wasted and watch chicks flashing large crowds.  OK well maybe I now understand horse racing.

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The Wash

Jockey banned for storing piss in his armpit – [Withleather]

I forgot how sexy I think Autumn Reeser is – [Holytaco]

With a name like Maxi Mounds, well…you know – [Gorillamask]

Junk that turned out to be invaluable – [Cracked]

Simona Blechshmidt is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

The Best of Pornstar TwitPics – [COED Magazine]

Quick Tip:  Do Not Piss off a bison – [Totally Crap]

Christina Milian is just really really hot – [Dirty Rotten] (NSFW Ads)

When the naive cowboy met the foxy lesbian – [Atom]

You don’t need Craigslist to kill someone – [Asylum]

A hot girl that’s had an all chick fivesome – [HGOM]

This girl has a talented mouth – [Attuworld]

Melissa Rycroft looking tasty at Maxim event – [NS4W]

A very funny alternative Forrest Gump ending – [Flabber]

10 Funny superfans caught on camera – [Manofest]

Can you pass the porn site quiz? – [Collegehumor]

Tyra Banks nipple slip winner – [Cityrag]

Kim Kardashian stretches out her dress – [The Grumpiest]

Getting women to pick you up – [Bullzeye]

Click on the photo for more of Aerin

I have absolutely no clue who this Aerin girl is but I do know one thing:  when legs that long are staring you in the face like that it’s a good thing.  Potentially a dangerous thing, but a good thing.  Dangerous because….wait what?  I can’t stop staring.

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The Portfolio

Considering that nearly one third of our lives are spent in bed, choosing a mattress as well as a foundation to sleep on is an important decision in one’s life.   I mean where else are you going to pass out from drunken nights?  Where else are you going to have one night stands?

Where are you going to clean up your baby’s poop or lay down your open wrappers of gum?  Oh wait, I guess I must be complaining about my wife again.  My wife.  I still can’t say that seriously.

Anyway, here are 10 pretty cool beds

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As most of you know I’m a huge fan of the old Jean Claude Van Damme classics.  Well it certainly doesn’t get any better than Bloodsport.  And perhaps one of the more overlooked features of this movie is the sick soundtrack.

I mean you really can’t mess with “Kumite.”  But on the softer and more sensitive side, we have “On my Own” by the coveted Paul Delph.

This is the song they use when Van Damme is roaming the streets on his own having nightmares about Chong Li.

It’s a real tearjerker.