I’m sure now that Bob Barker is retired he’ll have plenty of time to watch The Price is Right with Drew Carey.  More importantly he’ll have plenty of time to play with animals and hit on young women.   But who is Bob Barker really?

Well in actuality he’s a pretty funny dude who loves to force himself on models and treat animals way better than any contestant he ever had on the show.  So I’m guessing his penchant for women and love for animals were party responsible for his amazing personality and incredible demeanor low these many years on daytime television.

Good lord I really know how to talk some trash.  I guess that’s better than eating it.

OK, here are 10 great moments with Bob Barker

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Click on the photo for more of Bridget

I’m not gonna lie here.  I think that in a long term showdown, Bridget might win the battle with Gisele.  Yeah that’s right, I said it.  I’m talking about wife material here.  Moynahan is definitely hot, probably will be into her 50′s and seems like a hell of a lot less maintenance.  I’m just saying…

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The Tips

Can you handle the Preakness toilet run? – [Withleather]

11 Funny moments in College Lady Football – [Bustedcoverage]

Some of the world’s most disturbing sex toys – [Cracked]

Angelina Christina has one of the finer bodies around – [Gorillamask]

When magic was a performance enhancer – [Atom]

Vegas Hosts the World’s Largest Bikini Parade – [Asylum]

Star Trek vs. Star Wars is an amazing movie – [Collegehumor]

The World’s Craziest Black Sabbath Fan – [Spike]

One of the hottest bikini models I’ve ever seen – [1530 Homer]

Over exposed celebrity asses – [Cityrag]

I would let Daniela Gil pleasure me for an hour – [Bullzeye]

Hot college girls bring back wonderful memories – [Funtasticus]

The Gisele Bundchen Calzedonia Campaign – [Totally Crap]

This is by far the best saxophone .GIF of all time – [Film Drunk]

Celebrity Jeopardy 2009 – [Nextround]

Do you realize how hot Luisa Raigosa is? – [Sublime Blog]

Miley Cyrus prances around in her bikini – [Flisted]

A lovely gallery of flexible girls – [Gunaxin]

Click on the photo for more Jenna Brooke

Jenna’s got one of those evil faces.  I like evil faces.  The kind of face that you want nothing to do with in a relationship but every bit to do with in a casual sexual encounter that will never take place in real life.

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The Portfolio

I don’t know if any of you have seen the site “This is Why You’re Fat.”  If you haven’t then I’d highly suggest it.  And you wonder why people in America are so overweight.  I mean do people spend countless hours thinking of concoctions that will do nothing more than make us tired, out of shape and even worse off, death ridden?

Who the hell came up with the Donut Burger?  You really gotta be some kind of slob to decide to put a hamburger into a donut.   Don’t get me wrong, I’m for indulging once in a while but come on man.

You gotta draw the line somewhere.

I’d say these 10 examples are line drawing worthy

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I know that Funkytown is an old classic, but every single time I hear it I think of the movie Dumb and Dumber.

In any event, I’m liking this new craze of hit songs on computer parts.  It’s very creative.

OK, that’s all.

Discovered in her hometown of Bucharest, Romania, Alina Puscau became an overnight sensation as a model. With her lithe 5-foot-9 (176 cm) frame, her long brown hair, full lips and piercing green eyes, her looks were an instant hit. At 16, she won the Elite Model Look, which launched her career on an international level.

For the record I’m listening to her music right now and I absolutely love it.  Alina is singing in English and has a funny accent.   Plus the main lyric to her song is “Everybody Wants Me So Bad.”

This girl rules

More of Alina after the jump

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Kev $$ or whatever the hell this guy is, is one of those guys I’m 100% convinced doesn’t like rap music.  This is the type of guy that sat in his room alone trying to memorize all the lyrics of rap songs so that he could sound cool to people he was trying to be friends with.

I’m on to you Kev.  You’re white.  That’s rule number one to remember.  Rule number two?   You’re white.  You can like rap music sure, but you just don’t like it as much as your profile makes you out to.

Kev Money?  Uh huh

I cannot wait for the amount of comments I’m going to receive from women on this one.  Ladies, relax.  Just relax.    It’s all fun and games, and it’s not like any of these women give a rats ass about me anyway.  So anyway, men.  We’ve all had dreams.  We’ve all wished we’d taken down more women in our lifetimes.

And we’ve all certainly had visions of being able to sleep with the likes of Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan.  I bring these two up simply for the fact that they seem the most bitchy and it would be a hell of a resume edition to say you were all up in one of those.

But me?  I want to be remembered for different women.  Attraction isn’t really a requirement.  These women in my eyes would elicit such a fun response from my group of friends that it would be worth it.

Here are 10 women I would have sex with just to say I did

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I had no clue who Sara Ingram was before yesterday, but if I have to take a guess this is by far the best highlight picture from this year’s Preakness.

That is all.