May 29 2009
Friday’s Funbag: Hotties in the Wild, Bodypaint Soccer Babe Bonanza, and The Exploding Penis
Click on the photo for another edition of Hotties in the Wild
As I send you off into that good weekend I want you to remember something kids. There’s a lot of dangerous diseases out there stemming from rampant sex with strangers. Don’t be a food, wrap your tool.
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The Funbag
The World’s largest body paint soccer babe bonanza – [COED Magazine]
Woman explodes boyfriend’s penis with firecracker – [Asylum]
If 9 stars had lived long enough (to embarrass themselves) – [Cracked]
The best fan humping a reporter video ever – [Manofest]
Vikings Legend wants Brett Favre to fail – [Withleather]
How to keep a woman interested in you – [Bullz-Eye]
Paris Hilton couldn’t be more worthless if she tried – [Dailyfill]
Katy Perry looking quite leggish in Japan – [NS4w]
What’s better than explosions and boobs? – [Attuworld]
Hottest News Reporter ever goes on radio – [Flabber]
Jessica Biel getting fit in her spandex – [Celebrity Odor]
Meet the philosophical bouncer – [Collegehumor]
This is amazing: Gloucestershire Cheese rolling 2009 – [Barstool Sports]
The deleted scene from Terminator Salvation – [The Bachelor Guy]
Would you motorboat Tori Spelling’s cleavage? – [Don Chavez]
This might be the worst breakup story ever – [Tastybooze]
In case you missed the incredible funbags of hump day – [Funtasticus]
Drunk Girl vs. Table – [Cityrag]
Here is a cool Lady Gaga Article – [Meet The Famous]
Even More Uncoachable Stuff
- Jessica Biel Leads the P.M. Portfolio
- Thursday’s Throwdown: Metcalfe’s Mud Wrestling, Life Changing Boob Seminar, and Hotties in the Wild
- The List: 5 Women I’m Allowed to Have Sex with Even After I’m Married
- Friday’s Funbag: New Breast Augmentation Procedure, Realistic Video Games, and Leonor Varela
- Wednesday’s Wash: Sexy Sidewinder Boobs, Hotties in the Wild, and WAGs go to Dinner
























