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May 29 2009

By Far the Worst News of the Week: Tennis Player Simona Halep to Have Breast Reduction

Published by at 4:25 am under News,Sports,Tennis

Simona Halep

My buddies at Total Pro Sports and Withleather have already commented on the subject but I felt I just had to.

In case you guys don’t know:

Earlier this month in an interview with the Romanian site ProSport, Simona Halep stated her wishes to have breast reduction surgery. Upon explaining her reasoning behind such a decision, she pointed to the added weight and difficulty in carrying her jugs over to every ball that gets hit her way.

I do not believe that physical appearance has an effect on performance, so I help with anything in the sport.  My mind bust when I go on the field and even if I were sporting, I would have felt very good. (My Breasts) inconvenience me, it’s very hard with them. It’s a weight in addition to confound me speed response. I can not go on very well. Shoot me down. Nothing in life is not like me even though sport was not all I was doing surgery”, revealed Halep. “Surgical intervention should take place last year, but probably will use it in autumn, because the postponement might cause problems in the column.”

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Here’s my theory on this and I’m being 100% honest.  First of all Simona will be losing a ton of money in endorsements if and when she undergoes the surgery.   Secondly, she’ll be losing a ton of money for pro tennis because of all the money they can make off of her bustage.  Think Anna Kournikova and her hotness (breasts would be a whole new element).

Womens tennis needs a new hottie.  Ana Ivanovic can certainly hold her own.  Personally I’m not a huge fan of Sharapova.  But honestly when have we ever seen a female tennis player with talent up top like Halep?

Here’s the thing.  If she were a top ten player I can understand it.  But why not ride this out for a while and see if you can be good with the boobs?  I don’t know.  There are more implications to this than Simona thinks.

As a 17 year old I think she needs more guidance.  And I’d be happy to guide her on a beach somewhere while she spent her final huge can days in a bikini.


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3 responses so far

  • http://bobbys.com Rich

    This is the worst news ive ever heard

  • http://crazydribble.com Crazy Oldie

    its things like this that make baby Jesus cry and kittens commit suicide

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