May 27 2009
10 Sports Domain Names/Ideas That Need to Exist

Every single day hundreds of new domains spring up. A webmaster registers the name and may have dreams of millions of dollars, or the guy might simply try to get a rise out of people.
You can bet the guy who landed Mannybeingmanny was excited as all hell to see that the domain name was actually available and that he’d be the owner. It’s just a shame that site kind of sucks.
But despite domain names coming in droves, millions more will be bought and used in the next few months. Within sports, there are 10 that I think have some potential value.
Here they are….
favrespurpleheadedwarrior.com

Figure this would be a nice play on words given that we all know this man is gonna be a Viking come start of the season.
mannysbeaniehats.com

I’m guessing the probability of Manny returning to form for the remainder of his career is pretty bleak. What to do in retirement? Sell those beanie hats of course.
arodsloveden.com

A dating/porn site for all of A-Rod’s exploits. I think the problem is that it might be mostly male visitors and videos.
mailorderwags.com

I mean come on. These chicks are just falling for too many soccer players. Can we just scoop them up here in the U.S.?
mjbarkleybetting.com

Only problem is that I don’t think these guys would ever let a user win one bet. Not one.
gagaforgulbis.com

We need to hire some kind of stalker to follow her around and post videos of Natalie Gulbis for the duration of her youth. I say once she hits 45 we can pull the plug.
coachconstipation.com

100% photos of Coaches looking like they’re constipated.
pornprosports.com

There’s gotta be enough sex tapes and/or pictures of athletes getting it on right? Also, the whole drunk cheerleader genre. Although I think I have that one down. Anyway, just get a site for it all.
thebestdamnnutshots.com

All nut shots, all the time.
funnyathletenames.com

I see top ten lists for funny athlete names all the time. Why not just have a huge database?
*Jesus am I brilliant or what?
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It’s funny to see a guy named “Shields” get attacked.
“EYE CAPTAIN ZE SHIELDS ZE DO NUZZING!”