May 22 2009
The Myspace Toolbox: Boston Tougness Joey Beanz

The address for this guy’s Myspace Profile contains the phrase “I’m So Advanced.” I guess he’s so advanced that he would pose with a shirt that says “MILF in training.” I don’t get it. I simply don’t.
And congratulations on using a “Z” instead of an “S” in the word Beans. And 20 bucks says that Joey actually sells beans. I just get the feeling he’s a bean seller. But because he thinks about beans so often he wants to make a cool reference to it.
I’m losing my mind
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