May 22 2009
OK it never said anywhere that Elaine Alden is an aspiring nude model, however in every single profile I’ve seen of her it says she’s willing to pose nude. And yet when I type her name into Google I can’t find any nude pictures of her. That’s kind of ironic, don’t you think?
Here’s a little something on Elaine: “I love shopping, cooking, having fun, painting, and making cool things!” I love making cool things too Elaine! That means we have something in common.
You know what I love to make? Sweet sweet love. Let us work something out.
More of Elaine after the jump
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