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May 18 2009

These Have to Be 10 of the Worst Music Videos of All Time

Published by at 3:20 am under Music


I’ve seen lists of the worst videos of all time.  Take this one for example.   I mean come on.  Did these guys really do their research?  When you’re talking bad videos do you really want to refer to songs that were hits at the time?  I don’t think that’s such a good idea.

When you’re thinking of crappy music videos crappy music generally tends to be the forerunner to it all.   Not only that, commercially successful bands generally don’t make videos that are super awful (unless you count David Hasselhoff who is on this list).

In any event, I’ve looked at lists, seen the tapes, and have come up with my own batch of videos that is going to be tough to beat.

Here are my top ten worst videos of all time

Blotto – “I Wanna be a Lifeguard”

No Clue what this Is

Elektronik, Supersonik

Gunther – Teeny Weeny String Bikini

Armi and Danny – I want to love you Tender

Losing You by Jan Terri

Worst Metal Video Ever

Kraftwerk – The Robots

Leonard Nemoy – The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

David Hasselhoff – Hooked on a Feeling

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9 responses so far

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  • http://uncoached.com Richard Proctor

    I don’t know why i do this to myself. Maybe the intrigue of most hilarious things that weren’t done by me? Anyway, Natty! i am a today and forever more fan of your posts. We agree on so many things. Your the best around, karate kid, on my “ipod”, mp3, can i say that? poor folk, you know. the song from real science.. my g/f doesn’t get why i love that movie, the untouchable rebellion you dumb —-, work in progress. anyway. i f you do get this, any direct link to your posts? or just keep requesting? But back to this. , tragic part: i’ve been scarred by these videos long before now, but painful memory blocker comes in handy…still, reminds me that i can become a video star in my own bathroom, if i have the right dance troup…

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  • spadger

    I think this one should be given some concideration.


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  • ktclear

    EVERY ONE of these need to be played for anyone and everyone you know to be under the influence of acid, in succession.

  • Evan

    Blotto “wanna be a lifeguard” bad? Its done that way on purpose (tongue in cheeckly) really I dont think it should count and come on…..its actually pretty funny and catchy….

  • Alyson Guard

    Elektronik, Supersonik

    Comedy sketch mate, from Australian comedy troupe The D-Generation

  • pikkdogs

    hey dont hassle the hoff!



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