May 18 2009
I don’t know if any of you have seen the site “This is Why You’re Fat.” If you haven’t then I’d highly suggest it. And you wonder why people in America are so overweight. I mean do people spend countless hours thinking of concoctions that will do nothing more than make us tired, out of shape and even worse off, death ridden?
Who the hell came up with the Donut Burger? You really gotta be some kind of slob to decide to put a hamburger into a donut. Don’t get me wrong, I’m for indulging once in a while but come on man.
You gotta draw the line somewhere.
I’d say these 10 examples are line drawing worthy
A hot dog wrapped in american cheese and an eggroll wrapper then deep fried. Served with a thousand island and teriyaki dipping sauce.
Hot Dog and French Fried Pizza
Just put Mustard on it and get it over with.
A pile of fries topped with a burger, chili, cherry peppers, andouille, onions smothered in jack cheese.
Hot Beef Sundae
I don’t want to know and I never want to see this again
Two layers of egg, sausage, bacon, cheese quiche with country gravy in between, topped with gravy icing garnished with bacon bits.
A giant Jimmy Dean Maple Sausage filled with bacon, cream cheese, mushrooms, jalapeños and Colby cheese.
Texas Grilled Cheese
Steak-ums, ham, turkey, french fries, cheddar and provolone cheese plus cole slaw sandwiched between slices of butter-dipped texas toast.
Three stacks of bacon, sausage, elk meat, onions and cheese between tortillas all topped with sour cream, two fried eggs and scallions.
Snack Pizza Bomb
Pizza topped with french fries, sliced corn dogs, popcorn chicken and Doritos.
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