So I’ve been married for nearly two weeks now and I must say that not a single thing has changed other than the fact I’m wearing a ring.  I can’t stand having a ring.  I just think it looks dumb but I’m curious how the ladies will react.  I’d like to do a little social experimenting to see if I can attract more women this way.

Another interesting thing about being married is that….well there’s nothing interesting.  Nothing at all.  I still look at these pictures and pray to God I was back at college.

Where are the married women pretending to be lesbians and going to Spring Break in my life?  I guess this is as close as I’ll get.

Enjoy the pictures

“One vagina for the rest of your life.  Way to think things through.”

This girl is hating this for some reason.  Who cares?

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