May 13 2009
Until I found out that Mel Gibson would like to eradicate every Jewish person on the planet, I really liked this guy.Â And it’s a shame because despite how sick of a human being he is, he’s extremely talented when it comes to cinema.Â What began as him just being a good looking Australian in action movies turned into a fantastic director and creator of great works in film.
It’s just a shame he wouldn’t ever dare speak to me because I happen to not believe that Jesus Christ is our savior. Â Well it’s either that or because I write for this site.Â I can’t decide.Â Something tells me it’s the Hebrew part of me that scares him off.
Despite his talent, he’s still a douche in my book.Â And over the past five years good ‘ol Mel has really turned himself into something.Â What that something is I don’t know, but I do know it involves lots of psychotic faces.
Here are the many faces of Mel Gibson
Â The “If this guy is Jewish I’m killing him” Face
The “See that God?Â She’s an Aryan” Face
The “See how white these dudes are?” Face
The “Really? Both at once?Â 50 bucks?” Face
The “Yup, I had sex with the blue shirt girl” Face
The “ag;ldfjka;ldskjf” Face
The “Will my pubes get this white?” Face
The “Nanny Poo Poo” Face
The “I’m Mel Gibson, you don’t think you’re gonna lock me up do you?” Face
The “I can’t wait to eat people” Face
The “Guns Don’t kill people, I kill people” Face
The “I know righhhht?” Face
The “I have no idea who I am anymore” Face
The “Two Men Entered, One Man Left” Face
This is just Mel on his Front Lawn
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