May 13 2009
In case you guys haven’t heard the story yet.
An Ohio teenager has been suspended by his Christian school that bans dancing because he attended another high school’s prom.
Officials at Heritage Christian School in Findlay had warned 17-year-old Tyler Frost that he would be suspended and prohibited from attending graduation if he went to the public school dance over the weekend with his girlfriend, according to The Courier.
Frost danced and held hands with his girlfriend, Rebecca Smooty, at the Findlay High School prom, attended by about 800 students, officials told the newspapers
So the Movie Footloose exists in real life? Jesus I really wish I could see what goes on at Heritage Christian School. Apparently there’s no dancing, rock music or even hand-holding at this place. If I knew I’d be famous for taking a girl to a prom at my own high school I’d probably show up naked. That would cause a real stir.
Oh and let’s congratulate Tyler for liking girls. I would think that in the year 2009 it would take a little more than holding hands to reach the top of the search queries on Yahoo. What is this Saved by the Bell where a peck on the cheek elicits an “oooohhhhh” from the studio audience?
I hope this Tyler guy winds up doing a porn movie. That would at least be news.
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