May 12 2009
He calls himself Eli O Yeaa! That’s the first thing. Second, I know the Myspace Toolbox is a forum to be making fun of people but since this guy has a Mohawk, takes a lot of pictures with Chuck Lidell, and is an MMA fighter, I’d rather not step on any toes.
In any event, I said it in the title and I’ll said it again. I’d like to hang out with this dude simply because he seems to go to places where there are lots of blonds with large boobles.
That and I figure I have to be smarter than a guy with a Mohawk so if we were to hang out with the women, I’d get to play role of smooth talker and Eli would be my oafy sidekick.
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