Well, assuming my wedding went fine (or is going fine today) I’m just glad I’m not perched up near a pool where my schmuck best man could plummet right into my wife causing her to be the centerpiece to Uncoached’s Silly Sunday.

I’m sure there will be some funny things going on at my wedding but if this is one of them, then I’m not a happy camper right now.

I’m married.  Good God this is weird.  It’s all over.  All of it.  Bye bye testes!