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May 01 2009

The Scariest Pictures of Keith Richards

Published by at 3:20 am under Entertainment,Oddly Enough

Keith Richards

Given that I think I may have changed the lives of a number of you with the Scary Carrot Top post, it was fine time to come up with another life changing subject:  the scariest pictures of Keith Richards.

We all know Keith Richards isn’t really alive.  He’s drinking some kind of weird elixir that keeps him walking around kind of like Bernie in Weekend at Bernies.   But whatever this dude is on, it’s working.  He definitely gets laid more than me and he definitely can’t feel a thing while he’s in the act.

While he might be a hero to some, he looks extremely reptilian and quite scary to me.

Here are the scariest pictures of Keith Richards

Keith Richards

Yup.  I just pooped myself.

Keith Richards

You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.

Keith Richards

How many pink elephants are in the crowd?

Keith Richards

Ya hear that Jimmy?  Ya hear that?

Keith Richards

If his nipple showed there I’d actually puke.

Keith Richards

Is that a jacket for an 80-year-old woman?

Keith Richards

Nipples!  Yup, I just puked.

Keith Richards

I am the Lizard King.  I can do anything.

Keith Richards

Alice Cooper ain’t got nothing on me.

Keith Richards

Did you know I just peed myself?

Keith Richards

I’m gonna kill that little dude on my guitar

Keith Richards

Death to all laundry

Keith Richards

Suck on my smokey white balls

Keith Richards

More over Charles Bronson.

Keith Richards





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