You are KILLING me Francisco

As I watched the quick, not slow death of Francisco Liriano last night I become more and more infuriated that he was locked into my lineup as of 12:35 PM yesterday.  This of course was due to the doubleheader that took place between the Red Sox and Twins.

So each time I struck a blow to my wall causing very large holes, I referred to this letter sent by our man Preston in customer care at Yahoo! Sports.

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I did the best I could to find a game show here in the United States that had any kind of sexiness to it.  I guess I failed.  There was one called Strip Poker but it really really sucked.   And until the U.S. decides to lighten up on censorship I’m heading over to Youtube to get my fill of game show fun.

When you have contests called “Ram the Boob” or “Bikini Tetris” you know you’re in for some solid entertainment.  What the hell is wrong with us over here?  It’s really starting to piss me off.

In any event, here are 10 videos of hot chicks on foreign game shows

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Baseball games are pretty long.  And don’t get me wrong,  I love the sport.  But lets face it, every fan has been faced with boredom at some point watching a game.  You know games where there’s no home runs, the pitching isn’t even spectacular and you’re kind of numb in the middle innings.

But once in a while you’ll see some wacky play and the umpire makes a call that infuriates the manager.  That’s when we’re in to see some sparks and there’s nothing more entertaining in baseball than a manager getting in the face of the ump.

I wonder how many times there’s been really bad breath during these fights and if the other party owns up to it.  In any event here are some pictures that catch umps and managers in feuds.

I decided to caption them for your enjoyment.

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Click on the photo for more Party School pics

As most of you may know, Playboy decided to rank their top 25 party schools of 2009.  Boy what a horrible job that must be.  Head to about 100 schools and get wasted with chicks that act like lesbians.  Then rate how insane all of them are.  Can I apply for that gig please?

More party chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Throwdown

Getting naked at Pork in the Park – [Bustedcoverage]

Doutzen Kroes sports some classy lingerie – [Totally Crap]

Ghetto Golf might be the best game out there right now – [Withleather]

Amy Miller is one of the sexiest glasses wearers ever – [Bullzeye]

Possibly the best public access video ever – [Manofest]

Nothing like a little Dionne Warwich and Boy George – [OMG Blog]

Celebrities on “World of Warcraft” – [Asylum]

Hilary Duff looking pretty sexy in German Maxim – [NS4W]

Solange can’t Practice safe sex in that skirt – [Meet The Famous]

Kelly Monaco makes use of her cleavage – [Dirty Rotten] (NSFW Ads)

Jessica Simpson squeezes into tight skirt – [The Grumpiest]

Big Wet A-List Booty – [Cityrag]

Well at least Google Street view picks up cleavage – [Attuworld]

Check out super slow motion jiggly stuff – [Collegehumor]

A pretty clever and fun Top Gun remake – [Blog of Hilarity]

This is exactly how not to tailgate – [Tastybooze]

I can never get enough of Natacha Peyre – [DJ Mick]

Britney Spears looks fat at a concert – [Cameltap]

Kelly Brook flaunts her bikini body – [Flisted]

How do you not laugh at this little kid? – [Flabber]

Click on the photo for the NSFW Lisa Rinna Shoot

Look, I know her lips are giant and very strange looking.  I know the woman is kind of a lunatic (well, not kind of).   But let’s face it, she’s about as Cougar as Cougar can get.  Any guys that says they wouldn’t has to be lying.  I’ve always had a thing for her and still do.  I don’t care if her face isn’t real.

More fakeness at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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When most people think electricity they think Thomas Edison.  Granted Edison was a genius and is responsible for many practical machines we have today, the true badass in electricity is Nikola Tesla.  First of all his name is much cooler and second of all David Bowie played him in The Prestige.

Any of you who are literally thinking that I’m pathetic for writing that can really suck it.  But in all honesty Tesla is the “flashier” of the two and some of his work merits serious mention.

Perhaps Tesla’s coolest nickname is the “Master of Lightning.”  Here are 15 examples of Tesla’s principles being put to use.

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OK, let’s just get past how dumb this video is.   I get it, some girl is being completely ridiculous teaching or not teaching Japanese.  But 30 seconds through this video the inevitable question came up….would I hit it?  It’s a tough one folks.  If you get past how annoying she is, it’s a possibility.

And this proves my point.  I’m going to post just about any damned thing on this site and get away with it.  Or at least I think I’ll get away with it.  Was this one too weird?

Nah.   Any video that explores a sexual topic is worth posting.

From her Model Mayhem Profile

Hi! First off let me start by saying thank you sooo much for checking me out! My name is Alexis and I’m an actress, model, host and full blood latina! I’ve been in this crazy business since I was 7 years old and now I’m 22 and still making my mark!  I’m a 4-time cover model and a SAG and AFTRA member as well and have been blessed to meet and interview a variety of stars from Orlando Bloom to Rita Moreno.

I just want to thank Alexis for all of the exclamation points.  But I’d also like to thank her for her work on the Disney Channel and her appearance in Powerboats Magazine.

It’s always nice to know when Disney hotties kind of “go bad.”  You just can’t have a rack like that and keep appearing on Disney right?  Right.

More of Alexis after the jump

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All I know is that it says “NUEK MOTHER F&*KING KING BITCHES!!”  Yes whatever that means.  Here we have yet another wacko Canadian tool.  It’s funny because I think that whatever the Brooklyn, Bronx, Long Island gene did, it mutated somewhat when it spread to British Columbia.

I think it’s just turned rap and white trashy.  These guys are pretty low man.  Posting pictures of graffiti and their crappy rides?  What the hell is this subculture?

Nuek?  How about Puke?