As most of you know Roddy Piper was back in Wrestlemania this year.   His face is a little pale right there.  It’s a little old and that hair is a little thin but Rowdy is as Roddy as ever.

Good God I wish they could bring back Piper’s Pit.

I have a cousin who is a figure skater.  I am not even remotely joking.  And for the record my cousin is straight.  What this essentially means is that he gets tons of little figure skating bunnies.

What it also means is that he’s hit on quite a bit by the “other” skaters.  And I’m not saying that most male figure skaters are gay to be mean, I’m saying it because it’s fact.

But to all you male figure skaters out there…well done gentlemen, well done.

This is in no way to degrade Vanessa Cervantes in any way but I have to say:  it’s just dirty.  There’s just something really dirty about Vanessa and I mean that in the most complimentary way I can imagine.  Her eyebrows have that evil kind of up rise to them.

She has a semi Gina Gershon look that I love.  Oh and let’s not forget about her body.  Clearly her most prized possession is the hours of step climbing and hopefully pilates workouts where she does those air hump things.

Dammit where is my wife?  You just can’t leave me at home looking at this stuff all day.

More of Vanessa after the jump

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Click on the photo for more Markesa

So it’s the weekend.  And that means it’s one more week until I am married.  The real question is am I going to be able to put up with my ladies’ shit all week?  I’m not sure I’ll be able to handle the insanity.  I’m as snug as a bug right now but I know I’ll be flipping out over my collar in three days.  Good God

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The Wash

Megan Fox kind of cleaving out of her shirt – [Extramustard]

New Jaguar Logo but really hot cheerleaders – [Withleather]

Softball Player Bianca Cruz wants to be a hometown hotties – [Bustedcoverage]

The greatest movie trailer of all time – [Holytaco]

The Gary Coleman show might be the best thing ever – [Manofest]

What the hell kind of festival is this? – [Attuworld]

Lindsay Lohan could use a bra and some food – [Totally Crap]

5 Most disgusting motel mishaps – [COED Magazine]

Girls, Girls and ….more girls – [Cityrag]

Kelly Brook makes any day better – [On205th]

Chanel from MTV’s Fantasy Factory is hot – [Barstool Sports]

Lady Gaga rocks the white latex – [Dirty Rotten] (NSFW Ads)

The psychotic earthday spokesman – [Collegehumor]

Alyssa Milano shows a little “more” to the troops – [The Grumpiest]

Now this is the truest Guitar Hero ever – [Doubleviking]

Do you realize how hot Federica Ridolfi is? – [Gunaxin]

A fun Spanish gallery of animated chicks – [Terra]

Woman hires stripper for high school reunion prank – [Asylum]

Mel Kiper Jr. and his women scouting ability – [Blog of Hilarity]

Click on the photo for the 100 sexiest women

It’s taken months and months of data collection but FHM has finally done it.  They’ve revealed their 100 sexiest women in the world.  And I have to say that the list is not that bad.  Remember, these lists contain famous chicks.  I think they did a solid job.

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Enjoy the rest of the porfolio

I’m a pretty big fan of the use of Photoshop.  In fact I’m not as annoying as many folks who whine about when people do a poor job with it.  Even when something is done crappy and looks sloppy, as long as the intended point was made, I generally laugh, or puke, or give whatever response I’m hoping the creator wanted.

If you’ve ever been to the site Worth 1000 you’ll see what I’m talking about.  Generally the work on there is pretty good and I recently came across some insane pictures.

I have no clue as to why someone would want to merge vegetables and celebrity faces together but I have to say results are quite strange.

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Are you kidding me?  Check out the Buckwheat shirt!  Jesse Ventura’s fashion sense was unmatched.   Call me crazy but I feel like this interview took place when Piper was a good guy.

And if there was ever a mistake in the WWF, it was when Piper was a good guy.  His pit appearances just didn’t carry any weight as a good guy.  Calling people rednecks and being a racist were all part of the wonder that is now the WWE.

Here’s a little tidbit I found on Karina Jelinek

Argentinian bikini model Karina Jelinek. An infamous model in South America, with a stained past of being a call girl for HIGH END celebs, much like the one’s Charlie Sheen hired. Karina was offered a Victoria’s Secret position, but her past played a role in denying her. One of 10 highest paid models in South America, and highly sought after for bikini shoots.

High end call call and one of the 10 highest paid models.  Something doesn’t click.  Why still take money?  It only leads me to one conclusion.  Karina is a sex addict. and I’m attending her next sex addicts anonymous meeting.  It’s final.

That or I’ll save up a million bucks and pay her 900K for one night.  Or not.  I love you sweetheart!

More Karina after the jump

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You know what?  I already take this post back.  Sure the black hat he’s wearing up there is kind of lame but I’m willing to bet the man was drunk and doing something funny.

He’s got good pictures with tight clothed chicks that more than likely put out.  I can’t fault this guy at all.

I’ll be back tomorrow with something tasty.

Sorry folks.  Anthony!