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Apr 28 2009

Possible Loser of the Year Candidate

Published by under Video of the Day

No clue who this is.  I don’t care who this kid is.  I just know he was thanking someone for a million subscribers to something.  Whatever million people subscribed to this abortion are people I don’t ever want to talk to.

I’d say the chances this kid becomes a millionaire and makes this post look retarded in three years is very high.  However for now, I’d like to see this kid get beat up, badly.

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Apr 28 2009

She’s Uncoachable: Texas Fitness Hottie Natalie Noelle

Published by under She's Uncoachable

Natalie Noelle

Put it this way, when you have any kind of resemblance to Carmen Electra, then you’re OK in my book.  And Natalie Noelle’s face definitely has that tint to it don’t you think?  Alright let’s cut through the bull and get to some vitals here.

Natalie is a 36D-24-36.  She’s 5’7 and 120 lbs which means she would split you into two pieces.  Natalie’s appeared in tons of fitness magazines and other exotic places.

And just so you guys know, Natalie says “Sex is much better if the guy isn’t begging because then the woman feels as if she has to.” I don’t get that at all but OK.

More of Natalie after the jump

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Apr 28 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Dave the Hairdresser

Published by under The Myspace Toolbox

 Dave the Hairdresser

There is so much irony in Dave the Hairdresser’s profile I can’t even start.  Right when you get on there you see a big fat sign that says “real men eat p*ssy”  First off, does a guy who calls himself “Dave the Hairdresser” have authorization to make this statement?

And two.  Are real men the kinds of guys that wear pink shirts with the collar up and ripped jeans that are about 1700 different colors?  And I also suppose real men cut women’s hair and wear furry vests as well?

I’ll take my advice elsewhere.  But thanks Dave the Hairdresser!

It’s a raining Dave

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Apr 28 2009

This Guy Might Actually Be the Coolest Dwayne Wade out There

Published by under NBA


I have no information on this man.  I know absolutely nothing about him.  But I do know this.  As I did a Flickr search for Dwayne Wade expecting to find some interesting pictures of the basketball player, the first picture that pops up?  This guy.

All I see is a title that says Dwayne “The Shadow” Wade.  All this time I thought the Miami Heat star was the coolest Dwayne Wade around.  Boy was  I wrong.

I would hate to get in The Shadow’s way.  This guy absolutely rules.

*Yes I know the first name is spelled differently

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Apr 28 2009

5 Instances Where Pissing in a Stall is 100% Legal

Published by under Editorial


I’m gonna go ahead and start with the underlying truth that I am a heterosexual male.  Does it mean that I love chewing tobacco and fixing trucks?  No.  Does it mean that I wear pink shirts with the collar up?  No.  So I’m not a super male, but I’m certainly not a meterosexual.  I’m just your normal dude.

The reason I bring this up is that I’m not ashamed to admit that I sometimes piss in a stall even though there are urinals in a bathroom.  Not to mention I don’t have the patience to sit there and wait all the damned time.

Some might take this as me being a little puss.  But you know something?  I just turned 30 and I really don’t care.

Here are five instances when pissing in a stall is totally fine

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Apr 28 2009

15 of the Hottest Women From Israel

Published by under Beautiful Ladies


As you may or may not know, the Jewish Holiday Passover took place this month.  And while I feel somewhat upset at myself for not posting anything pertaining to the holiday, the beautiful thing about my people is that we tend to make up for things when we screw up.

So I owed it to the women of my original homeland by putting together a list of the 15 hottest women from Israel.  I know we all know who Bar Rafaeli is, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t some more serious talent out there lighting Menorahs on Chanukah.

Enjoy the women, and I encourage you to look them up for more pictures.

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Apr 28 2009

Just the Tip Tuesday: Naomi Millbank Smith Entry, Emmanuelle Vaugier, and the new Miss South Carolina

Published by under Just the Tip Tuesday


Click on the photo to see much more of Naomi

Believe me when I tell you the woman in the picture above is ridiculously hot.  Put it this way, when you are posing in Zoo magazine with no shirt on and are considered to be one of the elite “breasty” UK women, well let’s just say life is good at that point.

More UK hotties at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Or you can follow me on twitter

The Tips

Emmanuelle Vaugier bones us up – [Bustedcoverage]

Miss Arizona is the new Miss South Carolina – [Manofest]

The All Time Sexiest Fight Scenes – [Actress Archives]

Katy Perry is doing her bikini thing – [Dirty Rotten] (NSFW Ads)

Good God Vanessa Marcil is still really hot – [Holy Taco]

Rihanna and Katy Perry get it on – [Cityrag]

Tony Danza really hates live television – [Film Drunk]

A little politics and a lot of humor – [Conservative Grapvine]

World’s smallest bodybuilder is now a dancer – [Asylum]

The hottie same face syndrome – [Flabber]

How in the world do you caption this picture? – [Attuworld]

The myth buster is busted – [College Humor]

Check out some of these Chinese knock off brands – [Tastybooze]

Jillian Gottlieb is the neighborhood knockout – [Flisted]

Christine Lemaster can master me anytime – [Bugehoobs]

What attracts women sexually? – [Bullz-Eye]

Diora Baird does FHM Magazine – [Totally Crap]

Insane pictures of snowboarding – [Funtasticus]

Lindsay Lohan spends a Sunday in a bikini – [NS4W]

Dad finds rubber under his son’s bed – [Atom]

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Apr 27 2009

Allison Stokke Leads the PM Portfolio

Published by under PM Porfolio


Click on the photo for more Stokke Photos

Remember Allison Stokke?  The famous pole vaulter?  She’s back!  And COED Magazine has uncovered some recent Facebook photos of the sexy brunette.   Funny she doesn’t look nearly as hot but her body is still tops in my book.

More college girls at Uncoached’s Facebook group

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

Larysa Gemma Proud Kay Isbeli Reese Reka Cassie

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Apr 27 2009

15 Pictures of Completely Disgusting Bathrooms

Published by under Oddly Enough

Dirty Bathroom

I gotta say there is no worse feeling than knowing you have to take a dump and you have no choice but to use a bathroom that is less than up to your standards.  Now I don’t know what all your standards are, but let’s just say that rusty toilet paper isn’t exactly something I would endorse.

The sad thing is that there are more disgusting and dirty bathrooms out there than I’d like to imagine.  Does this mean that a restaurant or bar owner feels comfortable sitting on toilets with piss on them?

Shouldn’t you treat your place of business bathroom like that of the one in your own home?  Ugh, who knows. Whatever the case, here are 15 pictures of some of nastiest bathrooms I’ve come across.

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Apr 27 2009

One of the Best Indian Music Videos of All Time

Published by under Indian Video Amazingness

Well you know something?  I’m not really being fair here.   It’s not really like I go around watching tons of Indian music videos.  However, if you account for how awesome these fake subtitles are,  this video is about as good as they come.

I think I’m going to need to make it a priority to have a new section to this site.  Just as we now have Piper’s Pit and Japanese Gameshows, it’s time for a segment entitled “Indian Video Amazingness.”

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