Two things.  First of all, he goes by the name Starsturck which is clearly a typo but I think I may use that name in my future endeavors.   Second of all, this guy is a human being.

Yup, that’s right.  He pisses stand up guys.  Like literally urinates into a bowl or urinal just like we do.  If that doesn’t completely blow your mind then I honestly don’t know what does.

I need some air

No longer do you have to worry about replies to important emails from the Prince of England or that guy who claims he can give you millions of dollars if you give him your credit card information.

Gmail autopilot can take care of it for you in a jiffy.

The more Gmail messages Autopilot can sample, the better. With fewer than 100 messages, there may not be enough data to calibrate Autopilot effectively. You can adjust tone, typo propensity, and preferred punctuation from the Autopilot tab under Settings.

In case you guys don’t know this is Gmail’s annual April Fools joke.

Good one guys!  OK Google, now get back to secretly taking over the world.  Thanks.

I must admit that in this down economy, it’s not exactly easy to keep your head up as an American.  I do however, find it interesting that in dire times, we Americans seem to rise to the occasion when it applies to this country.  Obviously, the events of 9/11 are probably the best example of this.

The unfortunate thing is that after time, we return to being the same ignorant, impatient, crazy people that we are.  I would think that in this terrible economic time that we could band together and show a little patriotism like we have in the past.

Perhaps it’s a matter of motivation.  Well, if I had anything to say about it, I’d put all of these women into campaigns immediately.  We could all use some sexy stars and stripes babes in our lives.

Enjoy the gallery

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I’m still trying to figure out whether Karaoke is a good thing or a bad thing.   I’m still on the fence about it, but I’m leaning more towards it being a fantastic thing.  It’s the ultimate expression of drunk stupidity and if you’re lucky enough to record one of your sessions you will always have something entertaining to watch.

If you haven’t tried out Karaoke, I highly recommend it.  Sure, 99% of the people that do it have terrible voices but it’s damned funny to watch your friends and even strangers get up there trying to sing a song.

With that said, here are 10 “so bad they’re kind of funny” Karaoke videos

FYI, the “Chocolate Salty Balls” one is absolutely incredible

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Click on the photo for more 1-900 Fun

Don’t get me wrong, the internet is a wonderful thing.  If not for nearly everything being online, I would not be making a living.  However, if there’s a negative to this whole ride, it’s the fact that 1-900 Commercials aren’t as prevalent anymore.  Boooooo.

For more 1-900 girls go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Or you can just follow me on Twitter

The Wash

Olympic Medalist now meddling in bikini modeling – [Bustedcoverage]

An amazing interview with Zack Gilford – [Extramustard]

The best sex scene from “Twilight,” What? – [Collegehumor]

Good god Elisandra Tomacheski is hot – [Sublime Blog]

Hobo cow is spared from the slaughterhouse – [Asylum]

Can you name that sexy belly button? – [Cityrag]

Ever hear of Stand-Up Phone sex? – [Spike]

What if there was a sitcom based on Rainman? – [Atom]

Any video featuring a hot Cheryl Tweedy is worth it – [DJ Mick]

Tampa Bay Bucs Cheerleader tryouts – [Don Chavez]

I do like hearing about Cindy Crawford being possibly drunk – [Meet The Famous]

Twelve Epic Movie Shootout Scenes – [Kontraband]

Banned clip from Family Guy – [Lucky Warrior]

Megan Fox is looking sexy as usual for KCA – [Celebridiot]

Probably the worst nightclub picture ever – [Tastybooze]

NBA players/teams that would like to be rescued – [Cuzoogle]

Scoring five points in three seconds is impressive – [Scoresreport]