I can’t say I approve of the name Franky Wedge for a female. However, I couldn’t care less what this girl’s name is. All I know is that she really knows how to shake it. For those that don’t know much about her.

I’ve been trained as a dancer since I was three years old. When I turned sixteen, I lived my dream by going to dance and acting college for three years.

While at college I was lucky and was picked by chance for a big TV advert for Ford Mondeo for the UK, Europe and New Zealand markets. It wasn’t until I was 22 that I actually got spotted by a photographer who thought I had half a chance and contacted a couple of model agencies that thought I had the potential to model, and so I did and here I am!

Well how about that? She’s also been in Maxim. Just waiting on Vivid.

More of Franky after the jump

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Granted I’m making these assumptions solely based on pictures but I’d say these assumptions have to be 100% correct.

1.  Johnny Donovan’s idea of importance in life is based 100% on how you look first.  And clearly spiking your hair up is the best way to get chicks.

2.  The greasier and oilier you are the better off you’ll be.

3.  The closer you are to being like those gay guys on Bravo without actually being gay is how one should live their life.

Johnny D!

No wonder this guy hates the Phoenix Police

In what should send a frightening chill down the spine of every blogger, writer, journalist and First Amendment advocate in the United States, Phoenix police raided the home of a blogger who has been highly critical of the department. Jeff Pataky, who runs Bad Phoenix Cops, said the officers confiscated three computers, routers, modems, hard drives, memory cards and everything necessary to continue blogging.

I have a few responses to this one.  Certain types of bloggers are no different than any other journalist and when they say something that grabs the attention of a group, well, it could certainly piss them off.

Second of all, what the hell is a blogger defined as these days anyway?  Am I a blogger just because I write this site in first person?  Or would one consider this site to be an entertainment site sans the word “blog?”  Blogging used to be a form of Twitter but without the 140 character limit.  Blogging used to be constant personal updates.  It’s certainly not that way today and is a hell of a lot more commercial.  Too tough to really define.

Bottom line is that no matter what you do or say, if you’re going to attack a group, or say things that someone doesn’t want to hear (sorry all you Ashley Biden fans), then be prepared to get criticized.

I will say though, you probably shouldn’t have to prepare yourself to get your computer taken away because of some whiny police officers. Oh that reminds me of my third point…..  Phoenix Police sucks some major balls.

A couple of days ago you saw my post on Cristina Del Basso.  You didn’t actually think I’d just leave it at that did you?  There was no possible way I could let this one lay down knowing how many ridiculous videos there were laying around of this Italian.

Never in my life have I watched so many videos where I couldn’t understand the language but couldn’t possibly care less about it.  Hell I even liked it better without understanding.  Just watching her yap in Italian made it all worthwhile.

Believe me, every single one of these 10 videos is worth it

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No I’m not referring to the Grand Canyon here.  Hell I’m not even referring to Christy Canyon, although she was very close to making this list.  Earth has some amazing phenomenons.  Some come from the efforts of man, and some come from the efforts of nature.  Either way, they are a marvel to look at.

Whether the holes are used to mine diamonds and copper, or they are simply located in the ocean where boats drive across without even thinking twice, these freakishly large things are rare in this world.

Here are 10 huge holes you might not have known about

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Click on the photo to meet college girls

COED Magazine takes a look at the female patron side of college bar life by examining the five types of girls you’ll meet.  Personally the “fake lesbians” are my favorite.  Nothing’s better than tongue on tongue action.

More fake lesbians at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

It’s not often that one gets to travel in a limousine.  Sure there are plenty of rich folks that do it every single day.  But the average person is either taking public transportation or driving in their piece of crap clunker that doesn’t get good mileage.  And in this economy people will be driving less and less.

So if you do have the good fortune of getting to hitch a ride in a limousine, hopefully you’ll get to ride in style.   You know, get your drink on, maybe fiddle with the radio like in the movie Big.

However I seriously doubt you’ll be riding in one of these

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I don’t know man.  I love the word balls.  I think using them as a play on words is great.  But this video is a perfect example of how cursing for the sake of cursing and using the word balls for the sake of using the word balls is flat out dumb.

And no this isn’t some April Fools thing where I actually think it’s funny.  I only used that as torture on the Milani article earlier.  This video truly does suck.

Thank you.

I must admit it has been a very long time since I’ve posted Denise Milani.  And after all this time I’m proud to say that Denise Milani has finally responded to all of my emails.  After offering her a deal she couldn’t refuse, Denise has finally caved in and sent me the kinds of pictures I, you, and all of us have been waiting for.

That’s right folks.  Here on Uncoached, and no where else will you be getting the exclusive topless pictures of none other than Denise Milani.  Yes, Denise Milani.

After all these ridiculous photo shoots, I’m the one that did it.

Check it out after the jump!

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