Click on the photo for more hotties of the BCS

My buddy Joe keeps rolling out more hotties from universities everywhere.  And rightfully so.  Even though it’s April, it’s still March madness and I’m still in the mood for young little tushies.  Am I ever not in the mood for young little tushies?  Well not too young.  I think like 12 is the cut off.  Just kidding douchebags.

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The Madness

Did South Park go too far with Martha Stewart? – [Sublime Blog]

Louise Glover is still in my fave five for hotties – [Funtasticus]

The hottest girls of the final four – [Gunaxin]

You’re a loser if you brag about your twitter following – [Holytaco]

Nikolina Pisek is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

A collection of really gay Titanic moments – [Micklanders]

The Trailer we’ve been waiting for:  Bruno – [Spike]

Well…if you want to see Hugh Laurie’s ass – [OMG Blog]

Maxim’s got their hometown hotties votes up! – [Maxim]

10 Ridiculously Drunk Myspace chicks – [HGOM]

Death to all but metal…and hot chicks of course – [Collegehumor]

Wait a second, colleges screening porn? – [Asylum]

White people have serious honky tonk problems – [Atom]

What if there was no war on drugs? – [Attuworld]

A soldier is caught pissing on a thermal – [Totally Crap]

Would you like to see Sara Jean Underwood wrestle? – [1530 Homer]

This is NOT how you swim with two women – [DJ Mick]

How hot do you think Kelly Brook is? – [Don Chavez]

Fired up coach says “you played like poop” – [Gibbs 12]

According to Urban Dictionary a meterosexual is given the following definitions:

A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.

OR

A man who is heterosexual, and yet is very feminine. Someone who is meterosexual can sometimes be mistaken for a person who is homosexual, because it is a stereotypical belief that gay men are “feminine.”

And in my eyes, this person also has the common traits that most of us males would associate with the word “douchebag.”  Even though a douchebag is technically a woman’s product, it’s most commonly used to describe those that I post in “The Myspace Toolbox.”

Thus when you combine Douchebag and Meterosexual you get Douchesexual.  I created a new word!

*Also I guess I should add that carrying pink drinks doesn’t help either.

I think the title pretty much says it all don’t you?

I take a lot of time to perfect, write, and keep up to date all the information below. I made sure to cover just about everything already because I do not have the time anymore to keep responding to the same questions over and over again. Plus, I’m sure you will appreciate everything laid out up front so that we are on the same page and you do not waste your time and I do not waste mine.

Now this is a woman that knows what she wants.  Meet Amanda Newton.  Amanda does not mess around.  You want to book her?  Then you better damned well listen up people.

Oh wait, I just saw that it says “I do NOT do porn no matter how much $$$ is given me.”  Well I guess you lost me Amanda.  Just kidding honey.  You’re tops in my book.

Let Amanda tell you what to do after the jump

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Click on the photo for the saved sun tanner

Women should know better than to grab the bikini and start sunbathing in home run territory during spring training games.  You must check out this video (link above).  A.  This girl is a moron and B.  This chick is a moron

For more morons check Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Or get a load of me on twitter

The Wash

Sindi Bretherton needed to be posted twice – [Gorillamask]

I love when just stars cover the nips  – [Sublime Blog]

The 99 Sexiest Ladies of the 80s – [COED Magazine]

Dare I say another edition of hotties in the wild? – [Doubleviking]

What the hell is psychadelic genital weightlifting? – [Manofest]

Get a load of Altair Jarabo – [Holytaco]

Rosie Jones is climbing up my hottest of all time list – [HGOM]

Are you an ass man or a boobs man? – [Totallycrap]

Olga Kurylenko is hot even when fully clothed – [On205th]

Just an enormous gallery of gigantic you know…tatas – [Funtasticus]

An excuse to put up pictures of Anna Benson – [Gunaxin]

This is the best thing Ryan Seacrest has ever done – [Drunkenstepfather] (NSFW Ads)

Haven’t seen Sienna Miller model in a while – [Cameltap]

The hardly working man baby – [Collegehumor]

Halle Berry gets her dance on with Ellen – [Celebrity Odor]

Kristen bell is such a damned cutie – [NS4W] (NSFW Ads)

I’m very sorry to be posting soccer news – [Withleather]

This is America God Dammit – [Pandagon]

A drunk hockey streaker faceplant – [Tastybooze]

Click on the photo for more of Filipa

My man Doug over at On205th said it best with his title “Filipa De Castro knows how to wear a bikini.”  I couldn’t agree more Doug.  I wonder how she wears a pearl necklace.  Ba dum ching!  Yay!  It’s Friday.

More bikinis at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

Just as you saw the humor in T-Shirts that the ladies wear, there’s also tons of funny stuff pertaining to underwear.  And it’s not necessarily named underwear (which there’s plenty of), it’s also the fact that many things involving underwear at all, tend to be funny.

It’s kind of like when someone yells out at you when you know they’re taking a dump.  For some reason it’s kind of funny knowing that someone is trying to talk to you from inside the bathroom yet at the same time they’re letting a few rip.

In the same breath,  I think instances involving underwear automatically makes something humorous.  Or at least there’s potential for something to be funny.

P.S. I have no clue what I just wrote.

Here are 15 funny pictures involving underwear

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Well, I brought you the debut of The Ultimate Warrior a couple of weeks ago.  Little did I know that this guy was in another Pro Wrestling franchise prior to the WWF.

In fact he was in two.   This clip is from Texas based World Class Championship Wrestling.    In this circuit he wrestled for 50 bucks a night and got the name “Dingo Warrior” after another wrestler remarked he looked like a warrior (and probably a moron too).

I had no idea this guy’s real last name was Hellwig.  You learn something new everyday.

Hi, my name is Maria Vasi and I’ve always had a passion for modeling! I was born in Greece and live in NY. I like to look and feel sexy and love when its shown through my pictures.

I don’t do nudity or topless but am open to a variety of styles so please send me details as to what type of shoot you have in mind.

Two things.   One.  I love you Maria Vasi.  Mainly because you’re Greek and I know I can track you down here in NY.

Two:  “I don’t do topless” eh?  What the hell do you call not having a shirt on and less than a centimeter from a nipple showing?  I’m still in awe of women who say they don’t pose topless or won’t do nudity when they don’t have shirts or bras on in 75% of the “tasteful” pictures they are in.

Is it so difficult to show an areola?   I guess it is.

Well we’re close in Maria’s pictures after the jump

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