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Apr 29 2009

What a Hell of a Look-Alike This Is: Sarah Jessica Parker and the Dude from Real Genius

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I’m not going to lie.  I’m 99% sure my penis is half the size of its already putrid self.  I wound up watching 10 minutes of the movie Sex and the City last night.  And oddly enough it was even worse than the “I think this may be the worst movie ever” I had already thought it to be.

However, through our hell comes our heaven.  And an epiphany came to me.  I know we all get the whole Sarah Jessica Parker horse thing.  Frankly it’s really mean.  It’s kind of true, yes, but it’s really mean.  But this call isn’t mean at all.  Why?  Because it’s fact.

It dawned on me that she looks exactly like the kid from Real Genius (an amazing movie by the way).  His real name is Gabriel Jarret.  I mean come on.  This is ridiculous right?  They’re nearly identical.  And it even works when you turn back the clock.

You can definitely see the resemblance in the movie Real Genius

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Apr 29 2009

Look How Cool the Jonas Brothers Were a Few Years Back

Published by under Video of the Day

For all you thirteen year olds out there getting all gitty for The Jonas Brothers, you might want to check out this video in about 3 years when you’re into dudes that have muscles and are in their 20′s and 30′s.

I just don’t understand the allure to these guys.  Two of them look like they’re definitely borderline homosexual and the other one is fine I guess.  I mean I might hit that if no one knew about it but come on people!

These guys aren’t that good.  This is the future of music?  I mean do you realize how much cooler Led Zeppelin is than these guys?  What a horrible generation this is.

Eh whatever, have fun guys.  I love you

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Apr 29 2009

She’s Uncoachable: Italian WAG Maria Mazza

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Maria Mazza

Oh let’s just admit already.  I’m done.  I have to just come to my senses here.  Italian women are the hottest women on the planet.  There’s just no use debating this anymore.  And Maria Mazza is simply another piece to the puzzle and never ending stream of proof to the debate of “where do the hottest chicks on the planet come from?”

And um, who is Maria Mazza you might ask?  Oh just another model who is of course doing the deed with a soccer player from Europe.  It’s amazing how so many women that I love can love players from a sport that I pretty much least like.

The world is a funny place.

See more of Maria’s places after the jump

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Apr 29 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: They Call Him Crazy Al

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Crazy Al

You know something?  I’ll bet that no one calls him crazy Al.  Al made that name up all by himself so he could seem tough.  Kind of like in Revenge of the Nerds II when that tool who was in the movie Lucas was called Tiny.

And then in the Greek Fraternity Council meeting he made Rodge change his name to “Meat” even though everyone knew he had a tiny penis.  Wait a second, what was I saying?

Who cares, Revenge of Nerds II wasn’t even that bad in my opinion.

Crazy Alballs!

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Apr 29 2009

Placing Bets on Brett Favre’s Return and Someone Else’s

Published by under NFL,Sports


I would say that at this point the mere mention of Brett Favre coming back to the NFL means the odds would have to be 2:1 at the least.  Personally I think it’s easy money.  I’m too lazy to check the betting sites right now but can someone tell me what the current bets are?

If it’s 3:1 or higher I think I’m placing my entire life savings on it.  I don’t know man.  I hope the guy stays retired.  Seeing him in Minnesota is going to be like watching Jerry Rice in Seattle.  I mean at least in New York Favre was still wearing green and had a respectable season (two years ago).

But this begs an even more important question.  If (or should I say when) Brett Favre returns does that mean that John Madden will take his chair again?

I say yes.

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Apr 29 2009

10 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Videos That You’ll Certainly Enjoy

Published by under Beautiful Ladies


If there’s one thing Sports Illustrated knows how to do right, it’s a swimsuit issue.  For over 40 years the sports magazine has been bringing you the hottest ladies in the land wearing tiny little bikinis.

And in edition to that, in the last 25 years they’ve been making videos that go behind the scenes of all the shoots.  It just makes you realize how jealous you can become of these photographers.  Good God what a job these guys have.

So if you can’t get enough of the still images, here are 10 videos where the girls actually move

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Apr 29 2009

Amazing Pictures of Surfers Wiping out on Big Waves

Published by under Sports

Surfer Wipeouts

If there’s one sport I’d really like to try it’s gotta be surfing.  I love to swim and I love to “ride” waves, whatever that is.  Eh, I think you guys know what I mean.  Plus I really enjoy water skiing and water tubing.  I’m sure I’d love surfing.  I’ve heard it’s quite difficult to do but once you get up on that board the feeling is exhilarating.

However, I’m not quite sure I’d have the balls to do what some of these big wave surfers do.  Not that many people do have the balls.  There’s only a handful of people who can ride waves as large as those in the pictures I’m going to share.

I don’t know.  I guess it’d be hard for me to do something where the chances of death seem pretty great if you screw up just a tad.  Speaking of screwing up, here are some awesome pictures of surfers wiping out on big waves.

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Apr 29 2009

Wednesday’s Wash: Roxanne McKee Gets Us Off, Godly Porn Stars, and Colt David’s Sister

Published by under Wednesday's Wash


Click on the photo for more of Roxanne

Roxanne McKee is best known for her role on the British Series Hollyoaks. Still relatively new to the entertainment business, she has certainly made a name for herself in the modeling world. Aside from Maxim, she’s done several photo shoots for various London Based magazines.

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The Wash

Porn Stars who gave their bods to God – [COED Magazine]

Colt David’s Sister’s Boobs never fail, ever – [Withleather]

Another fun edition of “Hotties in the Wild” – [Doubleviking]

Something strange in Netherlands festivals right now – [Attuworld]

Wait, I thought Michael Phelps was dating a hot chick – [Dailyfill]

Popeyes Runs out of Chicken in upstate NY – [I-Am-Bored]

Marisa Miller looking amazing at nightclub – [On205th]

Paris Hilton’s nipple still works – [Cityrag]

Wait a sec, Britney Spears flashed a tampon? – [Totally Crap]

New Pictures of Denise Milani?  Yes Please – [Flisted]

The 60′s version of “The Dark Knight” – [College Humor]

Kim Kardashian spices it up a bit with the new ‘do – [The Grumpiest]

American Idol bikini girl Katrina Darrell hits topless pool – [Don Chavez]

The office chair racing championship – [DJ Mick]

We didn’t start the flame war – [Flabber]

Some Chick named Ms. Kayleigh is torrid – [Saltymilk]

The sexiest french singer of all time – [Gunaxin]

Dolph Lundgren is looking a little scary these days – [Spike]

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Apr 28 2009

Christie Cavalli Leads the PM Portfolio

Published by under PM Porfolio


Click on the photo for more Christie

Let’s just say this picture doesn’t even do justice compared to how much this chick loves to show off her T’s.   I mean there are women that know how to use them and then there’s Christie.  She makes a living off these things.   Well done sweetheart.  Well friggin done.

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Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

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Apr 28 2009

In Case you Missed International Pillow Fight Day

Published by under Oddly Enough

Pillow Fight Day

It took place on the 4th of this month, that’s April 4th to you and me.  It’s one of those holidays that hasn’t necessarily reached critical mass yet but I think it should:  Pillow Fight Day.    Essentially a website tries to gather cities from all across the country to organize gigantic pillow fights.

Personally I think this is good for all of us, especially if we involve girls from the International Pillow fighting league.  Don’t believe me?  Yes, there’s really a league for hot girls that get rough pillow fighting.

In any event, I fully support large scale fights with strangers and pillows.

Enjoy the festivities after the jump

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