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Does anyone here understand the internet’s fascination with bacon?  Sure I understand that it tastes great and that it makes for a pretty fine bikini, but what the hell?  I feel like any article about bacon these day (and weird stuff with bacon) seems to make headlines.  But now there’s a bacon lube?

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The Wash

This is how you learn porn by eating popsicles (watch it all) – [Leenks]

Sexy Finnish model Martina Aitolehti – [Holytaco]

Web surfing makes workers more productive – [Asylum]

Former female basketball star likes ‘em young – [Bustedcoverage]

Another sexy Argentinian Rocio Guirao Diaz – [Gunaxin]

Laruen Conrad bikini pictures at some beach – [NS4W]

Check out the top ten Metallica Songs – [Askmen]

5 Awesome low pressure jobs that attract women – [Maxim]

Hugh Hefner calls it a night at 9 PM – [Attuworld]

Probably one of the weirdest singing groups ever – [Flabber]

Try and focus on the parrot for 10 seconds – [DJ Mick]

Reka is the new hottie next door – [Bullzeye]

Natasha Yi makes me want to Yi with myself – [Sublime Blog]

Can you do the Metrocard shuffle? – [Cityrag]

Sexy indigestion with Stacy’s Shower cam – [Atom]

What the hell is going on over at Disney? – [Micklanders]

Victoria Silvstedt hits South Beach in a bikini – [Don Chavez]

Little kid is world’s most eligible bachelor – [Funtasticus]

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I’m sure she’s one of many women that calls herself Bella.  However, from now on when I hear the name Bella I’ll be sure to point my attention to the memory of pictures of this sexy blond.  I’m a big fan of this chick.

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Anyone here who didn’t watch Marty Stouffer’s Wild America seriously missed out on amazing fun.  The only reason I bring this up is because if there’s one job that I’d like to have before it all ends, it would be Photographer for National Geographic.  Stouffer not only lived the life of one of these people, he interacted with all the animals.

Working for National Geographic (at least the people who get to go on the trips, etc etc) has got to be one of the coolest careers I can imagine. Something tells me these folks don’t really care about Wall Street and all the other crap that’s going on today.  And that mindset probably allows them to focus in order to produce the amazing pictures they do.

Here are some of best National Geographic photos so far in 2009

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There are three lines in this clip that make this undoubtedly one of the best cheesy lined unintentional/intention comedy clips I’ve seen in a long time.

1.  “There’s one party crasher we can do without.”

2.  “Why did I do that?  And why aren’t you clean?”

3.  “OK get ready to pull out”

Wonder Woman is gonna be my new go to comedy clip stop.

Ah yes, the days before I was 30 to make this quote

Laura Torrisi is a model and actress from Italy who competed for the title of Miss Italy in 1998 and was on the Italian version of Big Brother. She’s also the reason that despite the fact I’m not even 30 yet, I would 100% need a bottle of Viagra if I were anywhere near her.

You see I posted Laura back in July and now that I’m 30 I’m a little senile.  Now I need Viagra 100% of the time no matter who I see.  And I also couldn’t remember that I posted Laura.  Oh well.

Doesn’t matter does it?  For all you newcomers, pictures after the jump

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How in the world does that not sound like Sloan Vaginas?   And there’s no way this tubby dude would be able to come up with something that clever.  Honestly I’d really like to know how this guy lives on a day in and day out basis.

It has to be amazing.  His father (as you’ll see below is some piece of work).  And no matter what I say or do, I just can’t get it out of my mind that this kid must take the smelliest dumps on the plant.

Da Jinas!

I happen to be a pretty big fan of the show House on Fox.  And while I think the show has steadily declined over the past few years it’s still a great show.  I guess it’s kind of tough to come up with new cases each week and not eventually get bored.

So this season they’re certainly adding more and more drama to the characters.  But I have to say I just feel like half the show is spent focusing on one character analyzing another.   And while it’s still entertaining….  OK, we get it, House is a complex, depressed dude.  Can we move on?  And good Lord can we stop having House flirt with Cuddy?  She’s NOT attractive, thanks.

But last night threw us all for a loop when we find that Dr. Kutner AKA Taj AKA Kumar AKA Kal Penn shoots himself.  It pretty much came out of nowhere and has prompted “Kal Penn Death” searches all over the internet.

Don’t worry guys, Taj is alive and well.  And hopefully the man is plotting some kind of new Van Wilder/Kumar movie.  Kal Penn, wherever you are, I hope your death brings new life.  RIP buddy.

You may remember a post I did on one of if not the hottest cheerleader on the Cowboys squad, Abigail Klein.  Well thanks to some sordid stalkers out there I was sent not a few, but hundreds of pictures of this beauty (and some other team members) off the field.  I must admit that it was quite hard weeding through all of them to find 25 good ones but it was time well spent.

From fun times at her birthday party to bikini pics in the sand, it looks like the life of a Cowboy Cheerleader is every bit as fun as it appears on television (not that I watch that show on Bravo).  Don’t get me wrong, I know these girls works their asses off.

But that doesn’t mean they can’t enjoy themselves.

Enjoy the gallery

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Hey Jay!  How are those Broncos treating you?

Let’s face it.  No matter what an athlete is capable of doing on the field, he or she is still a human being.  And they just as likely to look like a jackass as the rest of us.  It’s just a little bit harder to catch them in the act.

But thanks to some stalkers, interviewers, and athletes who flat out don’t care what they look like, I’ve managed to compile 8 videos that reveal the “jackassier” side of some professional athletes.

Some videos you may have seen but I guarantee that some you haven’t.

Enjoy

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