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While the NCAA finals were about as uneventful as watching me watch the NCAA finals, at least one of my brethren compiled a gigantic gallery of UNC Cheerleaders for us all to peruse.  I’m sure it’s a matter of time before I one up him and find gratuitous drunk shots.  But until then, you have the throne champ.

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The Throwdown

An amazing name for a Chinese Restaurant – [I Love Bacon]

Hiking with Jessica and Hunter – [OMG Blog]

A new spray to prevent premature ejaculation – [Asylum]

The Anna Kournikova Seven Step Triathlon – [Bustedcoverage]

I would love to get my hands on Bai Ling – [Holytaco]

I love to watch gorgeous girls golfing – [COED Magazine]

A nerdy kid winds up meeting his future self – [Collegehumor]

The 10 most successful breasts on the internet – [Eguiders]

It’s the latest edition of Afro Ninja – [Nuts]

Brandi Pierce is the sexiest designer ever – [Plunderguide]

The ladies of St. Louis – [Inside STL]

Sumlee Anderson is very wet and very mine – [HGOM]

Baby born with a penis on its back – [Don Chavez]

Cell phone sex tape clears man of rape charges – [Flisted]

The Different Strokes minisode called “spanking” – [1530 Homer]

Torrie Wilson: One of the hottest WWE girls ever – [Funtasticus]

A nude beach that doesn’t allow fat people – [Nextround]

This is an awesome picture to caption – [Attuworld]

You’ve been….facetaped – [Flabber]

Julianne Hough looking leggy in Vegas – [NS4W]

Click on the photo for more Alexis Lopez

Well she’s not that famous.  In fact I never heard of her, but apparently Alexis Lopez has been featured in a bunch of magazines.  Well with a rack like that if it’s not Playboy or Penthouse then I’m pretty disappointed.  But she’s been on the show “Seventh Heaven.”  So she’s got that going for her…which is nice.

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Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

The first hands free cell phone

I know that Carrot Top gets made fun of all the time.  Yes he looks freakish and yes I would be very very scared to shake his hand.  And I know that his humor is childish and lame.  But you have to admit some of the crap he comes up with is pretty funny.

In that same breath, people come up with useless inventions all the time.  Some are oddly enough, practical, but that doesn’t mean they don’t look completely ridiculous.

Here are 10 dumb but kind of funny inventions

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My buddy Jon pointed this video out to me a couple of weeks ago.  I had no clue that it ever aired and if I knew then, this thing would have been posted immediately.  Oddly enough my friend wasn’t a big fan of McPhee’s before seeing this.

While I have no clue why since she’s ridiculously hot, I’m glad he’s finally turned the corner.  Obviously her singing career hasn’t really taken off, but McPhee will be a fine addition to any male magazine for many years to come.

According to Wikipedia:

Shannon Elizabeth Sunderlin  is a model best known for her appearance in Playboy Magazine. August 14, 2006,. Shannon was credited with the online award of Cyber Girl of the Week.  In December 2006, she was credited with Cyber Girl of the Month feature four unique photo shoots.

Shannon has been a model for the Pooghe clothing line, MN Finest Calendar, and XS Magazine. She was an X Girl for Minneapolis-St. Paul’s KXXR radio station, and a dancer at Schieks gentleman’s nightclub in Minneapolis.

In other words the most redeeming thing here is if you happen to ever have attended Schieks gentleman’s club in Minneapolis.  Otherwise I would say we haven’t seen too much of Shannon.

Well I mean we’ve seen what we needed to.  Shannon, how about an interview?  Oh boy the way, honey, I will never be interested in Shannon despite her glorious figure.  Happy now?

More of Shannon after the jump

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Nope, I’m not joking.  He’s called “two feather.”   And from the looks of this picture Mr. Feather really needs to take a timeout.  Or should I say a two out?

That was the dumbest thing I’ve ever written in my entire life.  Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it.  I award myself no points, and may God have mercy on my soul.

Still though, this dude is filled with some major toolage.

Feathers!

The Auditions began back on March 28th of this year and if you were fortunate enough to be allowed in the building you’ll realize that the Washington Redskins cheerleaders are amongst the elite in the NFL.  And I have to say that the auditions seem to be spicing up a little.

It’s literally like a beauty competition.  They get all the girls up on stage at an auditorium and make them dance in dresses.  This is followed by a swimsuit competition where girls pose seductively with footballs.

Lastly they have to get in their workout gear and do dances with the rest of the girls.  I tell ya if you’re a man this is like going to watch go go dancers for free.

Good luck to the ladies this year.

Pictures after the jump

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I’ve been to a Hooters once in my entire life.  The year was 1998 and I was in Alabama.  I simply remember being a pledge in my fraternity and wearing a gigantic cowboy hat.  I felt like a total jackass.  And in that year, I don’t think Hooters was quite as established as it is today.  At least not from a waitress perspective.

Don’t get me wrong.  These waitresses were hot, but if you go to a Hooters today, word is you really get a bang for your buck.  In fact, many of these women take their jobs very seriously.

Just like strippers spend countless hours perfecting those pole moves, these Hooters waitresses have some serious skills.

Here are 10 awesome moments in Hooters waitresses

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It’s one thing to see a street gang in a movie.  We almost look up to these gangs in a weird kind of way.  Not to say we’d go around murdering people and committing crimes everyday, but clearly when you see a cool gang in a movie you might say something like “these guys are badass.”

Well, what might be badass in a movie certainly isn’t cool in real life.  Gangs are a big part of society and are extremely dangerous.  I would not, in any way, be affiliated with any of these guys.  If you ever think that you’re tough, think again.  These are are the true tough people.  However, pretty dumb if you ask me.

Here are some of the world’s most hardcore street gangs.

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