Click on the photo to see what happens at Spring Break

Once again my guys at Holytaco have nailed it on a  subject.  They decided to put together a little story on the four things that always happen on Spring Break.  Number one on the list?  Someone always yelling “SPRING BREAK!”  Classic

For more spring break hotness go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The Funbag

Easter Bunny Babe Bonanza – [COED Magazine]

Angel Fans love broadcaster’s 20-year-old daughter – [Bustecoverage]

Manda Rae makes my pants funny – [Gorillamask]

Would you take an internship at a porn company? – [Asylum]

The dude from Twilight gets hammered in London – [Dailyfill]

The worst man boob picture of all time – [Existenz]

This is most definitely a sexy clip worth seeing  – [Nuts]

Hope Dworaczyk April Playboy Pictures – [HGOM] (link to NSFW)

The Dark Knight Meets Superman 2 – [Collegehumor]

This might be the best dancing kid ever – [Cityrag]

Nothing wrong with Giant amateur boob Thursday – [Funtasticus]

Woman cals 911 because she didn’t have enough Chinese Food – [Don Chavez]

Holy Sh*t, Zombies in New Orleans! – [Blog of Hilarity]

Anything with Nicola McLean’s cans is good – [Attuworld]

Jennifer Barretta is the sexiest pool shark ever – [Extramustard]

Beautiful babes toting some serious hardware – [Gunaxin]

Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Overshadows – [Celebrity Odor]

You gotta love this old dude – [Flabber]

Unbelievably sexy gallery of April Rose – [Maxim]

Tracy Morgan and Tracy Morgan collide – [Tastybooze]

What a moustache says about a man’s profession – [Darchtimes]

Click on the photo for more unknown chicks

It’s been a while since we’ve featured a new edition of Hotties in the Wild.  I swear it really gets my engines running to know there is such a pleathora of hot girls out there that aren’t famous.  Not that I’d bag any of them, but still.  It’s hope.  And hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

More hope at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Enjoy the rest of the portfolio

I guess when you’re a little tike and you’re learning about colors, you don’t necessarily envision crayons forming any kind of beings.  In fact most times you were probably trying to figure out how to get them in your mouth.

But it appears that we’ve come a long way since eating crayons.  In fact such a long way that nowadays some people are using the wax in crayons to create interesting works of art.   And not only the wax itself but using entire crayons to form these objects.

Check out some of these sculptures made from crayons

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Fast forward about half way and you’ll start to see the insanity that is this clip.  There’s just no way you can’t look at this thing from pedophile’s point of view.  Just listen to HOW the Warrior talks.  It’s quite disturbing.

And good God the Brother love show?  Talk about an abomination of the World Wrestling Federation.  I mean nothing tops Piper’s Pit but still.  This is just sad.

“Do a little hand stand for the Ultimate Warrior.  Ohhhh yeahhhhh.”

I’m beginning to become a tremendous fan of Model Mayhem.  Bottom line is that when you want to bring a model out of the woodwork and you can’t find a single picture, chances are she’s on Model Mayhem waiting for you with a whole gallery.  And that brings us to Florida native Nina Churchill.

Nina is a full time model who’s ready to shoot!  She’s creative, has a sense of humor, and is a former “America’s Homecoming Queens Pageant Florida State Finalist.”  So she’s got that going for her..which is nice.

Anyway, we’re big fans of Nina and hope you support here in every way possible!

More of Nina after the jump

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Well if this little prick is Mr. Junior then who the hell is Mr. Senior?  Is this like the cool thing to do these days?  Post about 100 pictures of your less than 100 lb frame on your Myspace Profile in thinking some chick (or guy) will say “this is the hottest thing on the planet?”

I guess so dude.  I would love nothing more than to see Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka attack this dude from the top rope.  Now that would be Pay Per View special that I’d pay for.

Stunna?  Hardly

So what do you do with all of your high priced golfers when you’re Playboy?  You throw them a VIP party of course.  Tons of fat dudes and sweaty people were in attendance at this years Playboy VIP Golf Party hosted by Camacho Cigars.

Hell even pseudo celebrities were there.  Remember Glenn Plummer from South Central?  But who’s the fat white guy with the cigars?  And who the hell is this guy that’s trying to look like Wolverine?

Spend more money on comic books and 1000 dollar an hour Golf lessons with Playmates guy.  I guess this recession hits people in different ways.

Pictures after the jump

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Well, we’re finally here.  It’s gotten to the point where I’ve posted so many Japanese gameshow videos that I’m able to put them all together into one post.  And believe me, once I get another 10 videos I will be putting up a “10 of the Most Amazing Japanese Gameshow Moments Part 2.”

I’d said it before and I’ll say it again.  The Japanese are the supreme beings when it comes to their gameshow ideas.  How us Americans haven’t even adopted just a portion of their genius is a travesty to me.  Sure we had that dumb “I was on a Japanese Gameshow” show but it’s just not authentic.

Maybe the Germans have a certain knack but they’re way more sexual…which is fine.  The Japanese are just funnier.  So without further interruption may I present 10 of the most amazing Japanese Gameshow moments

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They look lovely here.   And the women of the New York Jets Flight Crew look lovely on the field.   In fact I’ve featured these gorgeous dancers in another article pitting up The Crew and the Knicks City Dancers.  The City dancers won that contest but are there really any losers here?   No.

And now if I had to pit these two squads up against each other in a rematch, I’m afraid it might be a hell of a lot more even now.  And why might that be?  Oh I don’t know, because of some fabulous pictures I’ve come across.

As awesome as these ladies look on the field, their off the field prowess is even better…

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