Here’s a blurb from an interview Nina Roxanne did:

I was born in Torrance California, grew up in Oregon, but really grew into a woman in Honolulu Hawaii. Life was difficult. Growing up in a predominatly white city in Oregon, I always stood out. I was a bit of a trouble maker so I stood out when I got into trouble. I was also a talented gymnast and stood out for that when I would win. It was really mixed for me, but all good. I have a loving family that always made times fun and memorable.

Most notable points here?  Nina was a gymnast.  Game, set, and match.  That’s all I really needed to hear.  Other than that, Nina is featured in a number of hip hop videos and could probably suffocate me by scissoring me with her gymnast legs.

I have no idea what I’m talking about.

More of Nina after the jump

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So what’s up people?  Not much here.  My fantasy baseball team sucks, Passover is extremely Jewish and I’m not observing it despite having a Bar Mitzvah, and I’m getting married three weeks from tomorrow.   Other than that everything is dandy.

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John Daly Hawking his stuff outside the Masters – [Busted Coverage]

Lenny Dykstra does quite well for himself – [With Leather]

Have you guys ever seen the Japanese Spiderman? – [Jaggle]

Another fine edition of Hotties in the Wild – [Doubleviking]

Kid scares pregnant mom into labor – [COED Magazine]

the 50 greatest boob products of all time – [Manofest]

Want to buy a car from a vagina doctor? – [Attuworld]

10 Pornstars who should go mainstream – [Holy Taco]

Struggles of the porn industry – [OMG Blog]

Rare shark discovery is found to be delicious – [Asylum]

Lauren McLeod-Smith is worth taking a look at – [The Sublime Blog]

Spike Jonze’s Everyone Poops – [Collegehumor]

the Journey to find the best cartoon dad – [Gunaxin]

Sex stimulation with machines is getting more real – [Flabber]

A pretty brutal skater nut shot – [Nextround]

An awesome compilation of random pictures – [Funtasticus]

Mel B and Kelly Monaco rubbing each other down – [Don Chavez]

10 Sports that I will Never care about – [On205th]

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What’s so significant about this girl?  Oh nothing other than she’s a college cheerleader who wants to be in Playboy.  Some people want to be doctors.  Some want to be lawyers.  This girl wants to get naked.  Way to go.

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I tell ya my idea of extreme is battling an above average sized cockroach in my apartment.   Yeah I’ve gone parasailing before but come on.  That’s nothing.   And I guess if you’ve gone skydiving then that’s nothing too.  Well it’s nothing compared to the thrill seekers that are into Wingsuit Flying.

In case you are wondering:

Wingsuit flying is the art of flying the human body through the air using a special jumpsuit, called a wingsuit, that shapes the human body into an airfoil which can create lift. The wingsuit creates the airfoil shape with fabric sewn between the legs and under the arms. It is usually incorrectly referenced by the public as a birdman suit or squirrel suit.

Pretty badass if you ask me.  Just hope that your parachute opens as your acting like a bird.

Check out these photos

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I’m amazed that this thing ever snuck by on SNL.  Pretty damned risky if you ask me.  What is so great about Samberg is that he’s so nailed down how to make a “real” music video.

When you think about it, all of these videos he makes are legitimate in production value.  They’re not cheap to make.  He does the same stuff that bands do yet completely makes fun of them.  It’s truly remarkable.

And that Timberlake is such a willing solider just makes me respect the guy even more.

Samberg is definitely the man.

What are these women stored away in a cave somewhere?  I’d really prefer an explanation please.  This is simply getting out of hand.  Before I lose my grip let’s just talk about Artemis Alexandratou for a moment.

Well, her name is Artemis.  Kind of sounds like the name you’d give a horse.  Am I wrong?  Though I wouldn’t care if her name were “Jimmy Cracked Corn and I don’t Care.”  This gal could spit in my face seventeen times and I’d still beg to hold her hand.

In any event, she’s some fancy face in Greece.  There are tons of videos of her around, just not many pictures.

However, I managed to find enough for you to like

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Yup, everything is definitely a breeze with this guy.  Here are my picks for three things that are a breeze for sir breeze

1.  Taking down the entire right side the menu from Wendy’s.

2.  Standing outside in 30 degree weather but drawing up a sweat

3.  Being overweight

Life’s a breeze.  Eat up!

Well the sexiness just keeps coming out of the woodwork doesn’t it?  DUB Magazine is one of the more popular publications pertaining to “cars, gear, and custom culture.”  Custom Culture?  Whatever that means.   But where there’s cars, there are hot girls more than likely to get draped all over those cars.

That’s why this year’s DUB show in Los Angeles was a success.  Well it was a success for sites like mine because I found a whole other slew of women I’d never seen before that I’d like to see again.

If you’re an auto enthusiast or simply a dude interested in good looking women, you might like these photos

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I consider Boogie Nights to be one of my favorite movies.  It doesn’t mean that I’ve seen it 100 times, nor would I necessarily want to.  But I have to admit that from beginning to end, this movie simply rules.   Honestly there isn’t one moment in this film that isn’t worth watching.  And considering it’s well over 2 hours, that’s pretty impressive.

Also, for a movie that’s got such great drama,  you know because of the porn that it’s automatically geared up to be hilarious.  And whether it’s intentional or not (clearly I think it is) it doesn’t matter.  The comedy in this movie is simply amazing.

If had to pick great comedic moments from the film, here are 6 worth sharing.

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