I’ve been trying to find the name of this song for a while.  As I was watching Real Genius for the 400th time on G4TV yesterday, I realized how perfect an addition this song would make to my iPod.

And as luck would have it, the video is on Youtube.   Would have been much better if I were able to find the montage from the movie that features this song.

Because as it stands, this video is highly crappy.  Still though, awesome song.

For those of you who don’t know Jennifer Tinney, it’s a name I’d like to see more of.  People usually refer to her as JT.  And I know that’s important to all of you.  Just make sure that when you stalk her outside of her house that you use JT, not Jennifer.

Well, what else can we say here?  Jennifer’s worked for Hawaiian Tropic, the WWE and obviously Knockout Magazine.  Other than that, she’s from Arizona, is 25-Years-Old, is a proud parent, and I have a funny picture of her fiance grabbing her breast.

This guy is my hero.

More of Jennifer after the jump

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I’m 99% sure I’ve never wanted to beat someone up more in my entire life than I want to beat up this guy at this very moment.

That is all.

Oh yeah, just to remind you, the first workout video consisted of Kim Kardashian letting big ‘ol Ray Ray violate her from behind.  Ya hear that Reggie?  But seriously guys, one of my favorite little starlets out there has created a new DVD called Fit in your Jeans by Friday.

Yes that’s right, large tushied Kim Kardashian will apparently be teaching other smaller butted women out there how to fit into those tight jeans by the end of the work week.

Which really begs the question.  Do we really want you to fit in your jeans Kim?  I for one like the large ass, simply because you have the fill up top to back it up.  Eat your berries and whipped cream honey.  We don’t care.  Just keep wearing cleavage accentuating bras and I won’t pay attention to your behind.

Quick over under:  The percentage of people who buy this video that are male.  I’m setting the line at 46%.

If any of you are familiar with Hot Import Nights you’ll understand that when it comes to mixing car and motorcycle shows with attractive women HIN is at the very top of the list.   About a month ago, a show was held in Anaheim that featured none other than….really hot chicks.

So if you’re in one of those really bored moods trying to find girls you’ve never seen before I pretty much took out all the work for you.  You’ll have to search these girls on Google yourselves for more pictures because I think some of your life has to rely more than just depending on me.

But these 10 girls are a great start for you to waste another four hours of your day

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Throughout history, Major League Baseball has certainly had its fair share of memorable moments.  Unfortunately over the past few years the moments that make news usually involve some kind of ridiculous dance, steroid use, or a player whining about team policies.

But there was a time when particular moments in the game were the most newsworthy.  And no moment is bigger in baseball than the big home run.  Whether it’s the bottom of the ninth or a historical shot that’ll never be forgotten, the home run will always have it’s place as being one of the most glorious triumphs in sport.

Here are some videos of amazing home runs in MLB History

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Click on the photo to see hotties golfing

Given that the Masters just took place, I thought it would be fitting to put in some golf stuff today.  Of course it doesn’t really have anything to do with golf but is anyone here complaining?  I didn’t think so.  I feel like ass today.  Sorry, nothing else to say.

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The Madness

How to deal with sh*tting your pants – [Holytaco]

One of the best bodybuilding pictures of all time – [Withleather]

Kim Kardashian exploring lesbian tendencies – [Cityrag]

5 Songs that would make great porn music – [Asylum]

Jessica Biel decided to strip down for us – [Kontraband]

The bleep blop Mega Man video – [Collegehumor]

The choice is Mel B or Kelly Monaco – [Celebrity Odor]

A Sexy Videoshoot with Melissa Haro – [Attuworld]

Chest a minute, it’s Kelly Brook’s cleavage! – [DJ Mick]

Possibly the best anniversary gift ever – [Don Chavez]

This is the sexiest stimulation package in a long time – [Spike]

Five awesome new ways to hurt yourself – [Atom]

The top five most famous backup dancers – [Meetthefamous]

Ultimate man toy:  The Keg/Smoker Grill – [Tastybooze]

The hottest girls on the web last week – [Flabber]

Is there anyone here who doesn’t like Jesikah Maximus? – [Extramustard]

Cop is extremely sensitive to name calling – [Blog of Hilarity]

Nothing like a sexy girl on a motorcycle – [Humorpass]

Eight female fighting characters with great advantage – [Regretful Morning]

Maybe she’s just an old Lesbian?  Whatever it is, this woman rules.

I think I’m going to have to start a new segment on High School tapes of professional athletes.  And why not start with Adrian Peterson?

Think about when you were in high school and you knew of a player who was pretty much better than everyone else.  Imagine that but literally 1000 times better than that.

That’s what it’s like to watch a featured back in the NFL in his high school tapes.  It’s almost embarrassing how much faster he is than these guys.  And you know what?  It’s not their fault.  They’re NORMAL high school players.

Peterson can’t help that he was literally NFL ready in high school.  This video is absurd.