Let’s face it.  Children are aging at an incredible rate.  And I’m not talking Benjamin Button stuff here.  I’m simply pointing out the fact that too many little kids that should be watching Saturday morning cartoons are now on cell phones texting their friends, kissing each other, and God knows what else.

I don’t know if it’s a sign of the times or what, but there’s no way I was doing this stuff when I wasn’t even 8-years-old yet.  Whether it’s looking up a dress, or simply conversing like adults do, here are some pretty good pictures of kids growing up way too fast.

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First of all, what the hell is up with the announcer?  Is he some kind of transsexual?  Unfortunately that is something I don’t find funny and is about the only flaw in this video.

Other than that, as usual the Japanese have outdone themselves.  I highly recommend watching this whole thing through.

You know what I need?  I need someone to make a homevideo of a gameshow like this.  I guess Jackass is the closest thing to it.

From her Model Mayhem Profile

Hi my name is Lauren Reese and I am from Saint Louis, Mo. I’ve been modeling ever since I was a little girl and I enjoy every minute of it. I am very hard working and driven to succeed at the things I want to accomplish in life. One of those being my modeling career. I am open to new ideas that would help broaden my portfolio and give it more of a variety.

Two things.  First of all, new ideas?  I have an idea.  Be my spokesmodel free of charge Lauren.  Well, nearly free of charge.  You have to flex your chest for me at least once a day on a webcam.

Second.  Damn I lost my train of thought.

More of Ms. Reese after the jump

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Ant is on the left but his whole crew sucks

What game?  The player game?  Ohhh. That game.  The one where you like, go out and try and meet chicks and stuff?

I guess the best place to start would be spicing up your Myspace Profile with a Goodfellas wallpaper.  That move isn’t too obvious or cliche.  I guess the next move would be to poof up your hair and act like a complete jackass all the time.

Yeah yo.  That’s the shizznit yo.  This guy is my hero.

Ant Cap!

Hey Pamela!

Celebrities lead a very different lifestyle from the rest of us.  And even though they have more fame, money, and influence then us little people, they still go to the bathroom, get turned on by midget porn, and even go grocery shopping.  It’s just that most times they tend to look better than we do doing these things.

Not all of us have personal trainers and take six hours to prepare every morning.  But what if celebrities didn’t have these luxuries?  What if they were just normal people like you and me?

Not sure if any of you have ever visited the site Planethiltron before, but they specialize in one thing: photoshopping celebrity faces onto ordinary people in certain situations.

Here are 20 of my favorites.  Amazing stuff

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Given that my wedding is coming up I’ve been thinking of some stuff to consider when it comes to the reception.  I personally don’t know if I have the balls to do something as daring as a choreographed dance but I’m thinking I’ve got to do at least something out of the ordinary.

I mean weddings are supposed to be a special time filled with joy, love, and hopefully laughter.  Personally I’m a huge fan of those couples that don’t take it so damned seriously.

Whether it’s a couple dancing, a father/daughter, or even the groomsmen putting on a show, here are 10 of the ballsiest surprise wedding dances.

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Click on the photo for more Marisa Jara

Yup, just another hot chick from a foreign land dating what appears to be a very large bag of douche.  I can only assume he’s a soccer player but I’m way to angry and tired to check.  Other than that.  It’s over the hump day!  Yay!

More humpy things at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

Or you can just follow me on twitter

The Wash

A tribute to the glorious underboob – [COED Magazine]

These bikini girls are dangerous – [Atom]

Somebody grabbed a boob at this year’s Masters – [Asylum]

Michelle Hunziker looks lovely in a white bikini – [Totally Crap]

Um, Kelly Brook is let’s just say “busting out” here – [The Grumpiest]

If you learn guitar you will get laid – [Collegehumor]

Get ready for the celebrity gun battle – [Cityrag]

The top ten badass movie cars – [The Bachelor Guy]

Jessica Simpson’s Got Legs – [Attuworld]

Very hot chicks fighting with light sabers – [Flabber]

Three women you wouldn’t expect get nude for Allure – [NS4W]

The secret diaries of Abi Titmuss – [Gunaxin]

It’s time to listen to the douchebag anthem – [Tastybooze]

Check out how hot Taiwanese Ruru Lin is – [DJ Mick]

Seinfeld the Porn cumming soon – [Don Chavez]

Man finds the sexiest way to get a ticket – [Spike]

This might be the greatest Youtube video ever – [Banned in Hollywood]

Phillies players smoking before the game? – [Totalprosports]

The Pop Up Book of Sex, Best Book Ever – [13GB]

Click on the photo for more Hills Bikini shots

The folks at MTV have at least gotten something right.  It’s not that you have to find talented people to have a successful show.  You just need to find whiny girls with zero talent who bitch a lot but all have one thing in common:  they’re extremely hot and look great in bikinis.

More bikini girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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Honestly I’m still really stressed out about posting those Carrot Top pictures.  And I figure the only way I can come down from this nightmare is by sharing something serene, something harmless, something that if you’re stoned out of the bejesus would make you say “duuuuude.”

In all seriousness though, I love awesome pictures of sunsets or the moonlight.  You have to admit it’s pretty amazing what the earth is capable of when we’re not doing everything in our power to destroy it.

Think though, if not for pollution we wouldn’t have green, purple and pink skies in times when there should never be green, purple, or pink skies.

I’m just messing around….or not.  Here are some awesome pictures of the moon

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