Well I’m not one to judge how Barack Obama has done quite yet.  I’m not sure it’s really any of our places to do so.  It’s only been a few months and obviously this country has to crawl before it can walk.  But if there is something I’m allowed to do, it’s make fun of stuff.

And while I fully admit that I am a supporter of this new President, that doesn’t mean one doesn’t come across some funny pictures of the man.  Whether it’s a morphed shot combining he and Vice President Biden or a picture of him looking like Jimi Hendrix, I tried finding the best of the best.

Bear in mind these pictures in no way reflect my opinions on the President.  They’re just funny.

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I can’t even remember the last time I wrote a Seinfeld Post.   If I had the time I swear to God I’d write an entire site devoted to this show.  I’m still watching reruns.

Pretty sure that when all is said and done I will have watched each episode over 100 times.  I’m by no means proud of this fact but sitcoms today just suck, like really suck.

So while this video isn’t the greatest thing in the world,  it’s way better than the crap that’s on TV these days.

According the Shimrit As’s website she’s almost 19-Years-Old.  But the fact is that she was born in December of 1989.  Let me repeat that…December of 1989.  For Christ’s sake my niece was born in December of 1999.

I’m not sure what that means but for the first time in my life I’m somewhat guilty for posting a girl this young.  I mean I’d legitimately feel weird if this girl came on to me.  Wow do I feel old right now.

OK, maybe I wouldn’t really feel weird.  I’d feel like the f&*king man.  Still though, this chick is a baby.

More babiness after the jump

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For the record this guy’s real name is Kareem Sawaf.  So rather than focus on all the bad things about this total badass 28-year-old from Brooklyn, I want to focus on the positives.

Three things I love about Kareem Sawaf:

1. He has three shaved little lines in his hair which I’m assuming means he’s a member of the Friar’s Club
2. He wears very tight and bright wife beaters which I’m assuming substitute those bright vests bikers wear for safety. So that means he’s really conscious of the laws of the road.
3. The size of the guns on the girl in the picture above

Bonus:  I’m joking this dude’s a tool (but those cans are pretty large, I wasn’t lying about that)

Ashton Kutcher has become the first member of Twitter to have over one million followers.

Surrounded by his wife, Demi Moore , Soleil Moon Frye and Sean “Diddy” Combs supporting him via phone, the star officially crossed the one million mark, beating out rival CNN Breaking News shortly after 11 PM Pacific time.

Surrounded by Punky Brewster?

Yay!  One million followers!  So now you have 1 million people that you don’t know watching you online.  And you get to type no more than 140 characters to tell them whatever’s on your mind that day.  Yes, I’m on twitter.  You can follow me on twitter.   But I run a website.  And still, I have no idea what the point to twitter is.

Isn’t this just a modern form of chain emailing?  Isn’t this just forwarding links?  Isn’t it microblogging?  I guess it’s all of these things.  But since the way the world is moving, no one really cares to realize or point out these facts.

It’s just we see something that’s quick, easy, and 100% invasive into personal privacy and we jump at the thing.  Sure you can post cool links and what not on there.  But can’t you just send that stuff to friends?

Why send it to 1 million people unless, again, you own a website and are trying to spread the word?  I understand it for business purposes but for anything else it just seems completely lame.

And since I don’t write 5 pages articles I have no desire to substantiate any of this right now but will happily take any questions.  Thanks

The last three Fridays have been filled with random goodness in the form of wacky pictures from all around the web.  And while I shall continue bringing you pictures of fat guys in speedos feeding horses, there’s always a place for the random and unbelievably hot girls that you have never seen before.

You know, the types that you might actually get to bring home from a bar….or not.  Let’s face it, they’re still ridiculously hot and if they have any sense they’ll know not to go home with a total desperate pervert loser like yourself.  Instead they’ll just pretend to kiss, or perhaps will kiss, or just pose together where you want them to kiss even though they’re not technically lesbians.

Enjoy these random but extremely lovely pictures

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Are we all excited about Mr. Calipari going to Kentucky?  I don’t know, I still can’t stop laughing from when John Chaney went insane on him in 1994.  And let us not forget about his stint as coach of the New Jersey Nets.  But I digress.

Some coaches are just born for college and Calipari is definitely one of them.  He kicked as at UMass, took Memphis from good progam to elite program and now he’s going blue in Kentucky.

Calipari will flourish but not without making the ridiculous and insane faces that he does.  Would you like to see what I mean?

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Click on the photo for more Gia Allemand

Thanks to Sir Traina over at Sports Illustrated I’ve been introduced to a female that I think I might actually be interested in for more than one day.  It’s Gia Allemand.  Keep that name in your heads folks.  I know I’m keeping it in my head.  Ba dum ching!  Man I’m amazing.

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The Funbag

Incredibly funny basketball photo and more like it – [Leenks]

California Hottie high school coach poses in Playboy, gets fired – [Asylum]

The 10 Hottest Bible Babes of all time – [Manofest]

I always love a great booty gallery – [COED Magazine]

Continuation of Playboy Coach, you can hire her! – [Busted Coverage]

An interview with the exhibitionist – [Atom]

Just in case you wanted a Michael Jackson robotic head – [OMG Blog]

A collection of glorious breasts from yesterday – [Funtasticus]

I had to post this even though it’s NSFW, Rosie Jones! – [Nuts]

For those of you who doubt Jennifer Love Hewitt – [NS4W]

A funny video exploring manners on Facebook – [Collegehumor]

Wow, boyfriend gets totally Pwned here – [Totally Crap]

Rachel Bilson’s cute little ass in the wild – [The Grumpiest]

Get sexy with the Denver Nuggets Cheerleaders – [Maxim]

Do you know what the faith ass is? – [I Love Bacon]

A lovely body shot gallery of Bar Rafaeli – [Cityrag]

20 Crimes caught on Google Street View – [Attuworld]

The Japanese people absolutely rule – [Don Chavez]

A Major problem with indoor skydiving – [Flabber]

It’s the porn parody of the day – [The Daily What]

Click on the photo for more of Julia

We all know that Jay Cutler is a drunk.  The man drinks but he can also throw a football quite well.  So what does this all mean?  Oh nothing other than he gets to bang the girl in the picture above.  I think I’ll go drink now.

Fore mor lingerie babes go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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