Apr 30 2009
The Least Interesting News All Day: A-Rod, Steroids, High School, Who Cares….
Relaying details from an upcoming book on Alex Rodriguez by Sports Illustrated’s Selena Roberts, the New York Daily News reports today that Rodriguez may have started taking steroids as early as high school and is suspected of continuing his use of performance-enhancing drugs with the New York Yankees.
Here’s what would be way more interesting. If they could somehow find a link between steroid use, a strange attraction to manly women, and acting like a complete metero and sometimes homosexual, well then you’d A. Have a story and B. More than likely have a strong reduction in steroid use across America.
By the way, does anyone else find it completely appropriate that there’s a giant heading “Golden Girl” right under A-Rod’s picture?
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i think the funniest thing about this is she also mentions in the book that a-rod isnt a good tipper. pointing out he only tipped 15% on a visit to hooters. what did this broad do?, go to a hooters and harass a bunch of waitresses that just happen to be working when arod went there? you know what book i want to see her write? i want her to write about the story of tthe duke lacrosse team and how journalists can ruin peoples lives. oh wait that was her who did that.. right. arod isnt perfect, we know that, but miss selena needs to clean her skeletons before she digs up someone elses in a fit of jealousy. sorry ms roberts, no a-rod wont bang you. what happend the last time a girl named selena got famous?