I have a cousin who is a figure skater.  I am not even remotely joking.  And for the record my cousin is straight.  What this essentially means is that he gets tons of little figure skating bunnies.

What it also means is that he’s hit on quite a bit by the “other” skaters.  And I’m not saying that most male figure skaters are gay to be mean, I’m saying it because it’s fact.

But to all you male figure skaters out there…well done gentlemen, well done.