Forget the smile, wagging tail and panting tongue. Once the pile of fur at your feet hears about Waterloo, Australia’s luxury dog retreat, that damp tennis ball and novelty squeaking hot dog won’t cut it anymore.

Part kennel, doggy day care, grooming facility and training classroom, PawPaws has everything you didn’t know mutts want.

First of all, I never had respect for people that treat their dogs like humans.  I think it’s almost like some sort of sick disease.  Don’t get me wrong, dogs are awesome.  But come on!  Speaking to them in these baby tongues?  And making them wear sweaters and shoes?  What the hell is with this sub culture?

And now they have these luxury dog boarding houses?  Given the economy I don’t understand how any government could even let anyone get away with this.  People are losing their jobs by the thousands and you’ve got poodles in day spas.

Do the poodles really know the difference between a bubble bath and a hose down?  They’re animals dammit.  Why not just give the male dogs a happy ending from the massage and call it a day?

These pictures make me sick

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