OK.  I think I’ve come up with a solution to all of this.  We take guys like our subject Killer Pimp here and have something I’d like to call “The Douchebag Olympics.”

Howard Stern, are you reading this?  One of the events would clearly be the “skinny guy mirror pose” which I fully believe Mr. Pimp would win.  Do these guys even realize how skinny they are?

The only muscle that is showing is bone.

Killah!