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Apr 20 2009

Miss USA Should Have Been Kentucky’s Maria Elizabeth Montgomery

Published by at 6:00 am under Entertainment

Don’t get me wrong, Miss North Carolina’s Kristen Dalton was extremely attractive but let’s face it, the action of Kentucky’s Maria Elizabeth Montgomery was just much better.

Did anyone watch this thing by the way?  I flipped it on when they got to the final five and noticed that Keenan Thompson and Perez Hilton were judges.  It was actually pretty damned funny when Perez Hilton asked a question about Gay marriage to Carrie Prejean and she completely denounced it in front of a National audience.

Right then and there I said “well, she just lost.” Plus this sentence didn’t help her cause.  “We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage.”  Yup, opposite marriage.  You’re fired.

OK I’m veering off the point though.  Well at least this year more than 50% of the chicks were hot.  And like I said, of those top five, I think Maria Elizabeth was by far the most attractive.

Eh, you win some you lose some.  Congratulations Miss Dalton.  I hope I see Miss Kentucky out there more…and preferably with a sex tape.

Check out her bikini performance after the jump

I don’t think it was even close

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