Apr 17 2009
What Kentucky Has to Look Forward to: The Many Faces of John Calipari

Are we all excited about Mr. Calipari going to Kentucky? I don’t know, I still can’t stop laughing from when John Chaney went insane on him in 1994. And let us not forget about his stint as coach of the New Jersey Nets. But I digress.
Some coaches are just born for college and Calipari is definitely one of them. He kicked as at UMass, took Memphis from good progam to elite program and now he’s going blue in Kentucky.
Calipari will flourish but not without making the ridiculous and insane faces that he does. Would you like to see what I mean?
The “What are you Kidding me?” Face

“Heyyyy youuuu guyyys!”

Look at everyone else on the bench. What’s up his ass?

Oh come on!

“No one here is nearly as good as me.”

“I hope they don’t know I farted.”

Ackk aacck ackk ackck

No clue about this one

“What, you don’t like this suit?”




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[...] But let’s face it, when I got a hold of pictures of the Wildcats Girls doing their Spring Break thing (amongst other things) I can see why Calipari would want to go Blue. Also, I’m now able to shed light on why the man makes all these faces. [...]